Welcome to the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us and you’ll be playing alongside Bocchi, who can build a castle in C++ faster than you can say “redstone.” Kita is a master of Common Lisp, using their coding skills to create the most mind-blowing contraptions you’ve ever seen.

But wait, it gets even crazier! Ryo is a wizard with JavaScript, able to summon mobs with just a few lines of code. And Nijika? Well, Nijika is the queen of COBOL, turning the Minecraft world into a retro paradise with punch card-powered farms and pixelated skyscrapers.

So why join this insane Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you battle creepers with coding languages, build epic structures with syntax, and laugh your way through the most ridiculous adventures with a group of programming pros? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join us now!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 93/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 24 Rainbows Spotted: 5
Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3
Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Epic Weapons Forged: 4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • CatastrophicCraft

    CatastrophicCraft
    so, u ever heard of a minecraft server that got attacked by hackers? well, this server is so epic that even hackers wanna mess with it! they tried to take it down but failed cuz this server is like a fortress of awesomeness. join now and be part of the chaos, fight off hackers, and build the most epic creations ever seen in minecraft history. plus, rumor has it that if u join, u might even get superpowers in the game. so what are u waiting for? come join the madness and be a part of something legendary!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Rune Stones Activated: 10
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 28
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 51

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Vinland Adventure: Now with 110% more modded madness! Join us on the new server!

    Vinland Adventure: Now with 110% more modded madness! Join us on the new server!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Category Mods
    Technical Create, Mekanism, AE2
    Exploration Twilight Forest, Alex’s Mobs, Awesome Dungeons
    Factory Blood Magic, Productive Bees, Simply Swords

    Join the Discord server for more information: https://discord.gg/wHPh996h6X

    FAQs

    Q: How can I join the Minecraft server?

    A: You can join by connecting to the server IP address provided.

    Q: What mods are included in this server?

    A: Some of the main mods are listed in the table above, including Create, Mekanism, Twilight Forest, and more.

    Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

    A: Please refer to the server’s Discord channel or website for the rules and guidelines.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 9 Elemental Crystals Collected: 80
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Dragon Eggs Found: 9213
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Adults Hopeful Minecraft Server

    Adults Hopeful Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone acts like a mature adult? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace our inner teens in a romcom! Join us for some hilarious antics and chaotic fun as we build, mine, and explore like there’s no tomorrow. Who needs maturity when you can have a blast like this? So come on, join us and let your inner teen shine!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 25 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8 Buildings Constructed: 6
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • The Reffie Chief Bros Minecraft SMP

    The Reffie Chief Bros Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is ruled by the almighty Refie/Chief Bros, a mysterious figure who will challenge you in ways you never thought possible. Legend has it that he once defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken.

    But don’t worry, joining this server is worth it for the sheer entertainment value alone. We have epic build battles, insane treasure hunts, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing zombies. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a dimension filled with flying pigs and talking llamas.

    So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world of Minecraft madness. Just be prepared to face off against Refie/Chief Bros and his army of mischievous minions. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 8 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 9 Dark Rituals Completed: 10
    Ores Mined: 6298 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • StepMomsRipoffTax

    StepMomsRipoffTax
    Are you tired of dealing with family drama and constant requests for money? Look no further than our Minecraft server for a much-needed escape! Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without any entitled stepmothers or tantrum-throwing parents in sight. Trust us, the only thing you’ll be screaming about on our server is how much fun you’re having! So leave the real world behind and join us for a crazy good time.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 8
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Rainbows Spotted: 10 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • PhaseCrazeCraft

    PhaseCrazeCraft
    Are you tired of living a boring, phase-less life? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to spice things up! Join us and embark on a wild journey through the craziest phases you never knew you needed.

    From the “I’m a ninja turtle” phase where you can battle mutant mobs with your trusty pizza sword, to the “I’m a unicorn” phase where you can ride rainbow-colored horses through enchanted forests, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! How about the “I’m a time traveler” phase where you can visit different eras and witness historical events firsthand? Or the “I’m a superhero” phase where you can fly through the skies and save the world from evil villains?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the phases begin! Who knows, you might even discover a new phase you never knew existed.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 15 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Towns Built: 9
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Endless Night Skies: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Galactic Magnetic Halo Fun

    Galactic Magnetic Halo Fun
    so, like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that’s outta this world? well, guess what, we got a giant magnetic halo wrapped around our server just like the milky way! it’s like, so cool, bro.

    join us and experience the power of magnetic fields while u build ur epic creations. who needs regular old blocks when u can have magnetic ones, amirite?

    plus, our server is so lit that it uncovers new connections between star-forming activities and galactic outflows. like, who even knew that was a thing in minecraft? only on our server, baby.

    so, what are u waiting for? come join us and let’s get magnetic together! it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    Emeralds Found: 9083 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 18 Divine Spears Created: 25
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Secret Passages Found: 4

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Pixel Palace Minecraft Server

    Pixel Palace Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join our Waifu thread where you can claim your very own waifu and post her for all to see. But beware, Swiper is lurking and he may swipe your waifu if you’re not careful (unless you roll trips or higher)!

    No lewds or RP allowed here, we keep it PG-13 for the kids. And don’t forget to stay hydrated, remember water is important for your health (and for your crops in-game).

    Lurkers beware, if you don’t participate you’ll get stoned…literally. But don’t worry, we’ll also have plenty of beer to keep the party going. So come join us for a wild ride and enjoy your day as we all secure our free seats in hell together!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Legendary Scepters Created: 8
    Animals Bred: 117 Enchanted Armories Found: 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Ores Mined: 6126

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • & Diamond Pickaxe Minecraft SMP & Creeper Explosion

    & Diamond Pickaxe Minecraft SMP & Creeper Explosion
    Are you tired of getting dumped on by the cryptocurrency market? Well, fear not because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride where the only thing getting dumped is the lava in the Nether.

    Forget about those boring old trading charts, come join us where the only charts you need to worry about are the ones leading you to buried treasure. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it like it’s hot.

    We’ve got alliances more powerful than a fully enchanted diamond sword, and rivalries juicier than a golden apple. So what are you waiting for? Jump in and show everyone why you’re the real Satoshi Nakamoto of this SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 260 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • NoTrespassingZone

    NoTrespassingZone
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some neighborly disputes and property line drama that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!

    Picture this: your neighbor decides to clear the forest up to your back door and installs a wire fence supported by those green metal posts. But wait, there’s more! He even pushes trees over your kayak trail and digs a massive hole just to show he means business. And when you show him the updated maps proving he’s on your property, he hits you with the classic “maps are outdated” excuse. Classic neighbor move, are we right?

    But the fun doesn’t stop there! He starts cutting down bushes and saplings on your side of the fence, leaving them there like it’s his own personal dumping ground. And just when you think it can’t get any crazier, he has the audacity to ask you to mow your lawn so it doesn’t touch his precious fence. The nerve!

    Join our server for a wild ride of passive-aggressive texts, property line disputes, and questionable landscaping choices. Who needs boring old mining and crafting when you can have all this drama right at your virtual doorstep? See you there, neighbor!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 6 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6
    Haunted Chests Opened: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 14
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 9
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • CraftyHacksMC

    CraftyHacksMC
    Are you tired of boring old life hacks like using a paperclip to reset your router? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our Minecraft server! Join us and discover the ultimate life hack: building a virtual empire to escape the monotony of real life.

    Forget about fixing leaky faucets or organizing your closet, on our server you can create your own virtual paradise where the only limit is your imagination. Need to relax after a long day? Just hop on our server and unwind by building a giant roller coaster that loops around a lava-filled volcano.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of talking chickens who will guide you on epic quests to find rare treasures and defeat evil mobs. So why waste your time with boring old life hacks when you could be living it up in the crazy world of our Minecraft server? Join us now and start living your best virtual life!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 13
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 677 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Reunion: Where your friends disappear faster than diamonds in lava! SMP 1.21.X Vanilla No-Reset

    Reunion: Where your friends disappear faster than diamonds in lava! SMP 1.21.X Vanilla No-Reset
    IP reunionsmp.com
    Discord https://discord.gg/8NXMEZbFFc

    Overview:

    This server is a sequel to Union SMP after it was shut down by the owner while it still had an active community. Union SMP was notable due to it being promoted in a YouTuber named Salc1’s video where he tried to ask for OP on Minecraft servers.

    Features:

    • Community Decided Features
    • Simple Voice Chat Proximity Chat
    • A Robust Claim System
    • Homes
    • Paid Cosmetics
    • Graves
    • Discord Connectivity
    • Some Vanilla Tweaks
    • A Player Economy

    Market:

    The only item that you can sell to the server are diamonds which sell for $100 each. There is a market at spawn where players can create shops and sell items to other players using this money. We also have an auction house for one-time sales.

    Ranks:

    We have a few ranks on the server that help pay for server costs. They only provide cosmetic benefits as we are Anti Pay-to-Win. More info can be found at our webstore or by doing /ranks on the server.

    Roles:

    Owner – Go_ing

    Admin – Splooshium

    FAQ:

    Question: Can I sell items other than diamonds in the market? Answer: No, the only item that can be sold in the market is diamonds.
    Question: Are there any pay-to-win elements on the server? Answer: No, we are Anti Pay-to-Win and the ranks only provide cosmetic benefits.
    Question: How can I access the server’s claim system? Answer: You can access the claim system in-game using the designated commands.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7
    Gods Slained: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 6
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Crafty Deployers Minecraft Server

    Crafty Deployers Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, get ready to deploy yourself into a world of pure chaos and hilarity! Our server is like no other, with lava pits that shoot out diamonds, pigs that can fly, and creepers that break out into dance parties instead of exploding.

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks, and ride on the backs of unicorns through fields of candy cane trees. Our community is filled with friendly players who are always up for a good laugh and a crazy adventure.

    So why wait? Join us now and get ready to deploy yourself into the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be a hilarious regret).

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10 Titanic Battles Fought: 12
    Farms Harvested: 486 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 10 Star Shards Collected: 64
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • This Couldn’t Be Made Today Minecraft SMP

    This Couldn’t Be Made Today Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

    Join us if you want to witness a chicken riding a pig into battle against a horde of creepers. Or how about participating in our annual “Build a House Blindfolded” competition, where chaos and hilarity ensue as players try to construct a livable shelter without being able to see a thing?

    But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible! And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away surrounded by glowstone and funky beats.

    So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server…mostly.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 24
    Haunted Chests Opened: 9 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • BlockBusterJoy

    BlockBusterJoy
    Are you tired of boring old books, movies, and games that just can’t lift your spirits? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with non-stop laughter, epic adventures, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at.

    Our server is like a mix between “The Lord of the Rings,” “Harry Potter,” and “Fortnite” on steroids. You’ll embark on quests to slay dragons, build castles that would make Hogwarts jealous, and engage in epic PvP battles that will leave you breathless (and probably a little sore).

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of talking pigs who throw the best parties in the land. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve danced the night away with a pig in a top hat.

    So, if you’re ready to escape the mundane and dive headfirst into a world of pure insanity and fun, then join our Minecraft server today. Who needs therapy when you have us?

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Lunar Scepters Activated: 4
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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