Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old tasks and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy that even the taskbar icons are blurry! Why, you ask? Because our server is so intense that your computer can’t handle the awesomeness!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust a move like you’ve never seen before. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience Minecraft like never before!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 96/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 28
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
Mines Excavated: 2860 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
Chimeras Created: 4 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Secret Passages Found: 7

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • NAD+ Boosting Mitochondria Fun

    NAD+ Boosting Mitochondria Fun
    LOL come join our minecraft server where we boost your NAD+ with our secret agent nicotinamide mononucleotide! Your mitochondria will be poppin’ like never before, especially when fighting off those pesky creepers in our world.

    We’ve had players with Alzheimer’s join and their stress response improved so much, they even remembered where they left their diamonds! True story, bro. So come on over and let us boost your NAD+ while you build the most epic base ever. Trust us, it’s a game-changer.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 18 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • AndesShell Minecraft server

    AndesShell Minecraft server
    The owner of the AndesShell server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 11
    Glorious Feasts Held: 10 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Chimeras Created: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Walz Blew It Minecraft Server

    Walz Blew It Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of the real world? Look no further than our server, where you can build your own virtual paradise and avoid the drama of politics. Join us and leave the RUSSIA! RUSSIA! RUSSIA! drama behind, just like Kamala should have done after that debate disaster. And as for Walz, well, let’s just say he’s not invited to our server – we don’t need any more screw-ups here! So come on over and let’s build a world where Trump winning in a landslide is just a distant memory.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 1362 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 28 Wyrmholes Dug: 6
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 10 Dragon Scales Harvested: 366

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Minecraft SMP – Male Stable Diffusion General

    Minecraft SMP – Male Stable Diffusion General
    Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft SMP server ever! This server is strictly for males only, no females, cuntboys, futa, or trans allowed. Why? Because we like to keep things manly and testosterone-filled around here.

    But don’t worry, we have all the resources you need to create the most epic builds and mods. From models to LORAs to ControlNet, we’ve got you covered. And if you’re not sure how to set everything up, we have guides for Nvidia, AMD, and even CPU users. We’ll have you optimizing Stable Diffusion like a pro in no time.

    And let’s not forget about the insane stories and guides we have. Learn to inpaint, train LORAs, and check out our Stable Diffusion wikis for all the info you need. Plus, we have AI boorus for all your AI needs.

    So why join this Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server that’s this wild, this exclusive, and this manly? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 2146 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Epic Shields Constructed: 14
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • BabyBumpReveal Minecraft Server

    BabyBumpReveal Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise no family drama will ruin your birthday dinner! Unlike real life, on our server, you can celebrate your 30th birthday without any surprise announcements stealing your thunder.

    Join us and build your dream birthday party, complete with cake, presents, and no unexpected baby news. Our server is the perfect place to escape the chaos of real life and enjoy a drama-free celebration.

    Don’t let family drama ruin your special day – join our Minecraft server and party like it’s your 30th birthday every day! No cancellation fees, no awkward conversations, just pure birthday bliss. See you there!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 16 Dragon Eggs Found: 1345
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Runes Activated: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • SisLiedNephewCried – Minecraft Server

    SisLiedNephewCried – Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your sister’s love life? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and deceit that will make you question everything you thought you knew about family dynamics.

    Our server is like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamonds instead of evil twins and secret affairs. Dive into a world where family secrets are revealed, lies are exposed, and forgiveness is a rare commodity.

    Join now and experience the thrill of uncovering the truth, just like our player who found out his sister’s husband wasn’t his nephew’s real father. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this?

    So come on, join our server and get ready for a wild ride that will make you grateful for your own dysfunctional family. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your sister might)!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Villages Defended: 10 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • MentalMinecraftSMP

    MentalMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to embrace your inner crazy!

    Picture this: you log on and find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha. Our community is filled with eccentric players who will keep you on your toes with their outlandish builds and antics.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of players who believe that crafting a diamond sword is the key to unlocking the mysteries of the universe. Rumor has it that they have even discovered a portal to a parallel dimension where cows rule the land and chickens ride pigs into battle.

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness a llama jousting tournament or participate in a dance-off with a zombie? Come join us and let your imagination run wild – after all, who needs sanity when you have Minecraft?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 12 Phantom Rings Equipped: 17
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 8 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10
    Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 36 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 13

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • EpicFailDifficulty

    EpicFailDifficulty
    Are you tired of playing Life on hard mode and constantly getting wrecked by creepers and skeletons? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and experience Life on the easiest difficulty setting possible – Creative mode!

    Imagine a world where you never have to worry about hunger, mobs, or falling into lava pits. You can build to your heart’s content without a care in the world. Want to build a giant statue of yourself riding a dragon? Go for it! How about a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? The sky’s the limit (literally, because you can fly in Creative mode)!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited diamonds for life.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and start living Life on easy mode today! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you accidentally fall into the void, but hey, that’s what respawn buttons are for, right?).

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Falling into the Void: 1
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
    Haunted Chests Opened: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 15

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • MonarchyAxedCraft

    MonarchyAxedCraft
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have king charles himself giving up his throne for us to play minecraft in peace. he said “i wont stand in way” as we build our own republic in the game. join us for the ultimate rebellion against the monarchy, where we mine and craft our way to freedom. build your own castle and declare yourself the ruler of your own kingdom. who needs a king when you can be the master of your own destiny in our server? join now and let’s overthrow the monarchy together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Epic Battles Fought: 18 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Towns Built: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 43 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Ores Mined: 500 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • LonelyCraft – Dementia Defense

    LonelyCraft – Dementia Defense
    come join our minecraft server and say goodbye to loneliness FOREVER! we have a community of over 600,000 players from all around the world, so you’ll never feel alone again! and get this, playing on our server actually DECREASES your chances of developing dementia by 31%! that’s right, just by mining and crafting with us, you’ll be improving your cognitive function by 15%! who knew playing minecraft could be so good for your brain? so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and let’s build a dementia-free world together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 9 Mines Excavated: 3277
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 2
    Potions Brewed: 107 Evil Lairs Raided: 7

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Miturcaragua

    Miturcaragua

    Welcome to miturcaragua, a server with modalities: SkyWars and Survival Custom, where you will find unique things and a great community, you can enter the survival world?, fight for your survival, among other things!, SkyWars?, Be the best player of all the islands, fight to get the best items in the middle, and get to the top of the tops!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Enchanted Armories Found: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 12
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Zombie Dances: 0
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Crafty Pixel Playground Minecraft Server

    Crafty Pixel Playground Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we embrace the true spirit of progressiveness! Forget about boring old rules and regulations, we’re all about pushing boundaries and breaking barriers.

    Join us as we explore the controversial topics of slavery, rape, pedophilia, and war in Islam – but don’t worry, it’s all in the name of progress! We’ll show you how these taboo subjects can actually be seen as forward-thinking and revolutionary.

    And let’s not forget about those pesky kuffar who tried to force us to ban these practices – they’re the real savages here! Join us as we fight back against their oppressive ways and reclaim our right to explore these edgy topics.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s not afraid to tackle the tough issues and push the boundaries of what’s acceptable, then look no further. Join us and be a part of something truly outrageous!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 8
    Runes Activated: 8 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Alien Abductions: 2
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • I_Still_Believe_In_Minecraft_SMP

    I_Still_Believe_In_Minecraft_SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, or team up with your friends to take down a gang of evil llamas who have stolen all the diamonds in the land.

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dance floor cleaners. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve done the zombie shuffle with a group of undead monsters.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. I still believe that this is the best server out there, and you will too once you see the insanity that awaits you!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Dragons Tamed: 0
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • NecklaceNaziCraft

    NecklaceNaziCraft
    Are you tired of family drama creeping into your Minecraft world? Join our server and escape to a land where heirloom necklaces and wedding day traditions don’t matter one bit!

    Imagine a world where you can build your own virtual heirlooms out of blocks, where falling outs and grudges are just part of the game. Our server is the perfect place to let go of real-life pressures and just focus on crafting, mining, and surviving in a pixelated paradise.

    Don’t let anyone pressure you into sharing your virtual treasures – on our server, it’s all about you and your choices. So come join us and leave the family drama behind – because in this Minecraft world, the only thing you’ll be holding onto is your diamond sword.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Potions Brewed: 101
    Crystal Wands Charged: 16 Immortal Potions Brewed: 14
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 8 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Epic Shields Constructed: 26 Portal Loops Escaped: 0

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • BananasAreEvil Minecraft SMP

    BananasAreEvil Minecraft SMP
    If you had infinite powers, you would definitely ban boring Minecraft servers! Why settle for the same old vanilla experience when you could join our crazy SMP where the only rule is to have fun? We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Plus, rumor has it that the server owner is actually a wizard who can turn diamonds into pizza. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a Minecraft adventure like never before!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 17 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 17 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Void Gems Collected: 40
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 42 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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