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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
Dragon Scales Harvested: 278 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Meteorite Armor Created: 15
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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