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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 108/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
Demon Skulls Collected: 22 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Buildings Constructed: 20
Astral Staffs Crafted: 9 Cursed Swords Broken: 3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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