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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 104/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Dragon Scales Harvested: 392
Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 Enchanted Forests Planted: 11
Epic Battles Fought: 13 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 44

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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