Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you ready for a wild ride on a server that is as unpredictable as a Russian woman with a bottle of vodka in hand? Join us for a crazy adventure where anything can happen, from building epic structures to battling mobs while sipping on some virtual vodka. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed – unless you’re expecting a normal, boring server. So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s dive into the madness together! Cheers to a wild and wacky Minecraft experience!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 97/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found: 6437 Herobrine Sightings: 10
Treasure Maps Found: 8 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 11
Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
Living Statues Befriended: 0 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

New Minecraft Server
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