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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 94/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 90 Horror Stories Survived: 2
Star Shards Collected: 171 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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