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CopBlocker420 – Minecraft SMP

AUTHORITY, Badge, CAR, Community, CopBlocker420, Crime Prevention, Duty, emergency, enforcement, fear, Justice, law enforcement, Minecraft, Patrol, Police, protect and serve, public servant, Respect, response, Safety, smp, Trust, Uniform

Oh, when you see a cop on our Minecraft SMP, you better run for the hills! Not because they’re gonna bust you for breaking the blocky law, but because they challenge players to epic parkour races through the city streets. And if you beat them, you get a special diamond badge to show off your mad skills. Plus, rumor has it that the cops are actually secret agents from a top-secret government agency trying to recruit the best players for a top-secret mission to save the world from an evil Ender Dragon bent on destroying everything. So yeah, join our SMP for some cop chase parkour fun and maybe save the world while you’re at it!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

CraftyLifeLessons

Adaptability, Character development, CraftyLifeLessons, creativity, critical thinking, Decision making, determination, Focus, goal-setting, growth mindset., learning, life lessons, overcoming challenges, patience, perseverance, problem solving, resilience, self improvement, strategy, teamwork, video games

Have you ever learned valuable life lessons from a video game? Well, on our Minecraft server, you’ll learn that the best way to survive in the wild is by building a house out of giant mushrooms! Trust us, it’s totally practical and not at all ridiculous.

Join our server and you’ll also discover that the key to success is riding around on a pig while wearing a pumpkin on your head. It may sound strange, but hey, it works for us!

But the most important lesson you’ll learn on our server is that friendship is magic…literally. Build a unicorn stable with your friends and ride off into the sunset on your majestic steeds. Who needs real life when you have a Minecraft world full of sparkly unicorns?

So come join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown by the wacky and wonderful world of Minecraft!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Dragons Tamed:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Burnout Block Party

academic pressure, BLOCK, Burnout, Covid-19 pandemic, data analysis, healthcare education, healthcare professionals, medical school, medical students, mental health, mental health support, pandemic impact, Party, research, stress, student demographics, student groups, student mental health, student resilience, student well-being, study, survey

so, liek, dis server is da bomb diggity, yo. we got all da crazy stuff u never knew u needed in minecraft. we got flying pigs, dancing creepers, and even a secret portal to a land made entirely of cheese.

if u join dis server, u will never experience burnout cuz we got potions dat make u feel like u just drank 10 red bulls in a row. u will be flying high on life, literally cuz we also have jetpacks for everyone.

we did a study with over 45,000 medical students and found dat joining dis server reduces ur chances of burnout by 1000%. so come on over and join da fun, cuz u deserve it, hun.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Xvxr

#youtube, Active, Active owner, box server, Community, community-driven, content creators, Cross-Play, Free Items, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Giveaways, media creators, Minecraft, multiplayer, Not P2W, ONLINE, Server, Streamers, Youtubers

GREAT BOX SERVER! Join now! Owner is active! Not p2w! Multiple YouTubers in the server! Free items and giveaway’s frequently! Accepting all media creators and streamers!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Block Ops Minecraft Server

Adolf Hitler, Alfred Naujocks, assault, August 22 1939, BLOCK, declaration of war, ethnic cleansing, false flag attacks, France, German newspapers, Gleitwitz radio station, Gliwice, Heinrich Himmler, Heinrich Müller, hitler, Hochlinden, invasion of poland, Minecraft, Nazi Germany, Nazis, Operation Himmler, Ops, Pitschen, Poland, Poland allies, Polish uniforms, Propaganda, propaganda war, Reinhard Heydrich, Server, SS agents, United Kingdom, world war II

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as Hitler’s false flag attacks? Look no further! Our server is so outlandish, even the Nazis would be impressed.

Join us and experience the thrill of launching your own propaganda campaign to justify invading other players’ territories. Just like Hitler, you can create fake casus belli and confuse your enemies with your deceptive tactics.

Take part in epic battles inspired by Operation Himmler, where you can reenact the assault on the Gleitwitz radio station with your friends. Dress up in Polish uniforms and broadcast anti-German messages as you fight for control of the airwaves.

With outrageous events like the attack on the customs station at Hochlinden and the assault on the forest service station at Pitschen, you’ll never run out of crazy adventures to embark on.

So why wait? Join our server now and unleash your inner dictator as you conquer, deceive, and dominate your way to victory! Just remember, on our server, the truth doesn’t matter – it’s all about who comes out on top in the end.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

BPD and Autism Minecraft SMP Madness

anxiety, autism, BPD, comorbidity, coping, depression, Emotional Dysregulation, Identity, ISOLATION, madness, male mental health, mental health, Minecraft, misunderstood, neurodiversity, self harm, self worth, smp, stigma, Struggles, suicidal thoughts, Support, Therapy

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let loose and have a wild time? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme! We’ve got players with BPD and Autism running around causing all sorts of mayhem. Who knows what kind of crazy antics they’ll get up to next?

With our server, you’ll never be bored again. Whether you’re building a giant roller coaster that defies all laws of physics or engaging in epic battles with your fellow players, there’s always something exciting happening.

So why wait? Join our server now and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard you forget all about your impending doom in the next 5 years!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

NoGuestRoom4U

#gamer, 3d printer, baby, cabinets, Conflict, design table, Desktop, gatherings, guest room, holiday, Hosting, impasse, industrial designer, Needs, NoGuestRoom4U, office, relationship, shelves, Space, Tools, VR setup

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of having your own space! Just like the dilemma of whether to sacrifice your gaming den for a guest room, we offer a world where you can build your dream base without any interference.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual office with a 3D printer, tools, cabinets, shelves, and even a VR setup – all without worrying about anyone trying to turn it into a bedroom. No more debates about where to put the queen-sized bed, because in our server, your space is sacred!

We understand the struggle of balancing family gatherings with personal needs, but fear not – in our server, you can host epic virtual parties without sacrificing your precious gaming space. No more compromises, just pure gaming bliss!

So come join us and build to your heart’s content, without ever having to worry about losing your office to a guest room. Who needs a real-life house when you can have the ultimate virtual sanctuary in our Minecraft server? Let the building begin!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

HateQs_MinecraftSMP

annoying questions, bothersome questions, despised questions, detested inquiries, frustrating inquiries, hate being asked, HateQs_MinecraftSMP, irritating queries, loathed interrogations, Pet Peeves, vexing queries

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and hilarity!

Join us for a server where the mobs have taken over and are now running the show. That’s right, you’ll have to negotiate with creepers, make deals with skeletons, and try not to get on the bad side of the Ender Dragon (trust us, you don’t want to know what happens if you do).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of feathered warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their precious eggs. Join them if you dare, but be warned – they take their clucking very seriously.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and have you laughing until you cry, come join us! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of bravery – you’re going to need it.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	258	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

HappyBlockCraft

Bliss, cheerful, cheerful disposition, Contentment, DELIGHT, elation, emotional uplift, euphoria, Feel-Good, Good Mood, gratification, Happiness, happiness boost, HappyBlockCraft, instant happiness, joy, joyous, Laughter, Pleasure, positive vibes, Smile, Uplifting

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll instantly be greeted by a parade of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles! These fancy llamas will lead you to our enchanted forest where the trees are made of candy canes and the rivers flow with chocolate milk. But beware of the mischievous unicorns who like to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cupcakes! So come join us for a magical and hilarious adventure that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

BlockBucksRUs

anti-money laundering, blacklisting, BlockBucksRUs, Body, Corruption, criminal organizations, financial crimes, financial institutions, financial intelligence, financial regulations, Global, illegal activities, illicit finance, illicit funds, illicit transactions, International cooperation, money laundering, regulatory compliance, russia, sanctions, suspicious activities

yo, so like this server is so lit that even the global money laundering body is considering blacklisting russia just to join us. like, we’re so epic that even international organizations are taking notice. come join us and be part of the most scandalous and thrilling minecraft server out there. who knows, maybe you’ll even become a money laundering mastermind yourself. join now before putin starts playing and ruins all the fun.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3946
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Lava Stamp Transfer – Minecraft

3D objects, additive manufacturing, advanced manufacturing, biomedical devices, damage-free transfer printing, fabrication techniques, flexible electronics, high resolution printing, lava, localized, materials science, microfluidics, microscale engineering, Minecraft, molten liquid metal, nanomaterials, nanotechnology, Nature Communications, Precision-induced, stamp, Stamps, surface patterning, Transfer, ultrathin membranes

hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? r u tired of boring servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u! imagine a world where u can stamp ur way to victory with precision-induced localized molten liquid metal stamps! u can transfer print ultrathin membranes and 3D objects like a boss! no more damage, just pure stamping fun! join now for the most outrageous stamping adventures u will ever experience in ur life! trust me, u won’t regret it!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

What is the IP for videogamedunkey Minecraft Server?

bentozee, dunkey, dunkey fighting games, dunkey multiversus, dunkey rivals, dunkey smash, dunkey smash bros, dunkey smash roster, fluppy, million dollar amongus, million dollar match, million dollars, Minecraft, money match, mortal kombat dunkey, multiversus, multiversus killer, Rivals 2, rivals money match, Rivals of Aether, rivals of aether 2, Server, SMASH, Smash Bros Ultimate, smash bros ultimate dunkey, Tekken, tekken dunkview, videogamedunkey

Videogamedunkey is a popular YouTube content creator known for his comedic video game reviews, gameplay footage, and commentary. With a sarcastic and humorous style, he has amassed a large following for his witty and entertaining videos. His unique take on popular games has garnered him a dedicated fanbase, making him one of the most well-known personalities in the gaming community.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Villages Defended:	19	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

NomaiCraft

PvE, PvP, survival PVP rules play style discord community whitelist community server game multiplayer adventure factions economy plugins exploration custom events roleplay building minigames, Vanilla, Whitelist

NomaiCraft is a survival PVP Server meant for everyone. As there are few rules on this server, we want people to enjoy themselves on this server in whatever play style they prefer. NOTE: You’ll need to join our discord community through our website to get whitelisted on the server.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Endless Night Skies:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

ArcticPvP

Arctic, Experience, Factions, fair, Fun, Gaming, Kitmap, KitPvP, Minecraft, Network, Practice, PvP, Server

ArcticPvP is a network that provides an amazing and fair gaming experience. With gamemodes like Factions, Practice and kitmap with more to come!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Star Shards Collected:	163
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Mithril Realm – Upgrade your character Minecraft server

administration, Adventure, Boss Battles, character upgrade, city building, Community, Economy, Events, Exploration, FANTASY, leveling up, Minecraft, Mithril Realm, mmorpg, multiplayer, Plugins, PvE, PvP, role playing, Server

Mithril Realm is a MineCraft server in which you can create and manage your own city, as well as travel to different locations, defeat bosses and level up. Divide and conquer!

Most importantly, we have an adequate and responsive administration.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	46	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Void Gems Collected:	33

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1