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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 90/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed: 5 Magic Crystals Found: 15
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 4
Wyrmholes Dug: 9 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
Mysterious Portals Opened: 11 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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