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Sonic Craft – Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the Sonic the Hedgehog General Minecraft server! Join us as we discuss ALL things Sonic, from official trailers to insane crossover miniseries with DC.

Looking for a place to chat about Sonic x Shadow Generations and speculate on the release dates like it’s the end of the world? Look no further, we got you covered.

And don’t forget about our exclusive Sonic Rumble event, where you can battle it out with other players in epic showdowns.

Join now for a chance to explore our Pixel World filled with Sonic-themed creations and unleash your inner Sonic fanboy/girl. Don’t miss out on the chaos and excitement, join us today!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Hangry Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server has a magical enchantment that makes your coding skills skyrocket when you’re hungry! That’s right, forget about those pesky hunger pangs because they will actually make you a coding genius!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a legendary chicken named Sir Clucksalot who can grant you three wishes if you can find him in the vast world of Minecraft. And rumor has it that one of those wishes is unlimited diamonds! Who needs a genie in a lamp when you have a chicken in a coop, am I right?

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure where hunger equals coding prowess and chickens hold the key to unlimited riches. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	5	Magic Items Found:	7896
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

BroBILdoxxedMe Minecraft Server

advice needed, Boundaries, boundaries respected, BroBILdoxxedMe, brother-in-law, business profiles, career move, Communication, Competition, Confrontation, confrontational situation, ethical concerns, family dynamics, Industry, Job, LinkedIn, Minecraft, personal information, personal number, privacy, Professionalism, Server, work relationships

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the creepers can’t blow up your personal information like Bob did to this poor soul! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the moment Bob called our player on their personal number.

On our server, you’ll never have to worry about your brother-in-law Jake leaking your info to the competition. Instead, you’ll be too busy dodging virtual arrows and building epic structures to even think about real-life drama.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you experience the thrill of facing off against bosses like Bob in a virtual world, all while crafting your own destiny? Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret office number hidden in a dungeon somewhere.

Don’t let Bob get you down, join our Minecraft server today and let the adventures begin!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Bathroom Duty for Dinner? NOPE!

bathroom, bathroom duty, Chores, cleanliness, Cooking, cooking preferences, cooking skills, Dinner, Duty, family, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, household chores, household responsibilities, meal prep, Négotiation, nope, parents, RESPONSIBILITY, sibling relationships, Siblings, teenager chores

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more fun than cleaning a gross bathroom? Look no further! Join our server where cooking skills are celebrated and bathroom cleaning is banned!

We understand the struggle of having to clean up after your siblings’ bathroom mess, which is why we offer a virtual escape to a world where you can cook up a storm without worrying about dirty toilets. Plus, we have a strict “no bathroom cleaning” policy in place!

Join us and show off your culinary creations while avoiding the dreaded chore of cleaning up after others. Who needs a sparkling bathroom when you can have a blast in our Minecraft world? Come join us and leave the bathroom cleaning behind for good!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

StrangerTalksMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the most exciting conversation you have is about what color sheep you found? Well, look no further because our server is filled with wacky characters and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing until your diamond armor falls off!

Join us for epic quests like hunting down the elusive Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a fishing rod, or building a giant statue of a chicken wearing sunglasses because why not? Our community is full of quirky individuals who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have fun and make ridiculous memories, then come join us! Who knows, you might just end up in a heated debate with a talking cow about the best way to bake a cake. The possibilities are endless on our wild and wacky Minecraft server!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Mythical Quests Completed:	36

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Crafting for Love

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Are you so single that even the Ender Dragon won’t swipe right on you? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save your love life! Join us and you’ll have more virtual companions than you can shake a diamond sword at. Our players are so friendly, they’ll even help you mine for that special someone. Who needs Tinder when you have creepers exploding hearts all around you? So come on, join our server and let’s craft some love connections!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	54	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Mystic Paradis

Adventure, building, Community, Creative, Custom, Dungeons, Earth, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, gameplay, KitPvP, Mini Games, Minigames, Mods, Plugins, PvP, Quests, Ranking, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

[1.21] | Mystical paradise | It is one of the newest networks in the world with the most popular game modes! In it you can find 1 game mode with several customs. servers for our players, you can enjoy • CUSTOM SURVIVAL • COMING SOON SKYBLOCK • FACTIONS • and MUCH more with our amazing and growing community of top players!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Banana Sandwich: Where you can fight mobs by throwing sandwiches at them

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	2-month-old SMP, whitelisted
Server Version	1.21.1 (Hermitcraft inspired)
Addons	Minimal addons: Playerheads, Armor stand arms, invisible item frames
Player Base	Dedicated player base + Fun events
Economy	Diamond economy
Rules	Basic rules: no griefing, no cheating, etc…

Contact plooop on discord to join or join thru the discord: https://discord.gg/J6tNPBVKq4

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Contact plooop on discord or join through the discord link provided above.

Q: What is the average age range of players on the server?

A: The average age range is lower 20s but we have a wide range of ages.

Q: Are new players welcome?

A: Yes, the server is friendly to new players.

Q: What kind of events are hosted on the server?

A: Fun events are hosted for players to enjoy.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Crafty Calculator Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of trying to do math and ending up day drinking after 20 minutes? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us and forget all about those pesky numbers as you embark on wild adventures and build epic structures. Our server is so fun, you’ll forget why you ever took a CS degree in the first place! Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are actually portals to a magical land where pigs fly and creepers dance. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Age Gap Parents Minecraft SMP

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Are you looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as my family tree? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the drama and chaos of real life and dive into a world where anything is possible.

Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you forget all about your family secrets. Build your own empire, team up with other players to take on epic quests, and maybe even uncover some scandalous secrets of your own. Who knows, maybe you’ll find out your in-game dad is actually a wizard or your in-game mom is secretly a dragon in disguise.

So come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only thing more twisted than our family trees are the builds we create. Trust me, you won’t regret it – unless you count the hours you’ll spend laughing your blocky butt off!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Runes Activated:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

MineCraftLoveCo

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Are you tired of choosing between your love for music and your sweet but clingy boyfriend? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own musical paradise!

On our server, you can create your own music-themed world where you can jam out to your heart’s content without any interruptions from needy partners. No more canceling plans or lying to your family just to have a few hours of peace.

Plus, our server is filled with supportive players who understand the importance of pursuing your passions. Say goodbye to ultimatums and hello to a community that encourages you to be your best musical self.

So why wait? Join our server today and let the music set you free from relationship drama!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7137	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

GadgetGuru’s SMP: WearableWonder!

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, so you never know when the whole thing will crash and send your character flying into the void. It’s like a surprise rollercoaster ride every time you log in!

2. Our spawn point is guarded by a giant chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Don’t worry, though, it’s a friendly chicken… most of the time.

3. We have a secret underground base filled with treasure, but the catch is you have to defeat a horde of evil bunnies to get to it. And trust me, these bunnies are no joke. They’ve been doing CrossFit.

4. Our community events include things like “Build a house blindfolded” and “Survive a night in the Nether with only a wooden sword.” It’s like Fear Factor, but with blocks!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the insanity for yourself. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of bravery. And maybe some carrots for the laser chicken.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

BookSequelCraft: The Quest Continues

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Do you ever wish your favorite book had a sequel? Well, imagine if Minecraft had a sequel! Join our server and experience the thrilling continuation of the Minecraft story where Steve discovers a hidden underground civilization of talking creepers who just want to be friends. Will Steve be able to unite the overworld and the underworld in harmony? Find out on our server, where the adventure never ends and the possibilities are as endless as the blocks you can mine!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

NAD+ Boosting Mitochondria Fun

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LOL come join our minecraft server where we boost your NAD+ with our secret agent nicotinamide mononucleotide! Your mitochondria will be poppin’ like never before, especially when fighting off those pesky creepers in our world.

We’ve had players with Alzheimer’s join and their stress response improved so much, they even remembered where they left their diamonds! True story, bro. So come on over and let us boost your NAD+ while you build the most epic base ever. Trust us, it’s a game-changer.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Runes Activated:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

AndesShell Minecraft server

AndesShell, building, Community, Creative, Exploration, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Server, Survival

The owner of the AndesShell server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10