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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 100/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 15 Divine Scrolls Written: 19
Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 0
Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Shadow Figures Spotted: 9
Immortal Anvils Forged: 18 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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