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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 96/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7
Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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