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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 104/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Runes Activated: 0
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 23
Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 23 New Chunks Explored: 107388

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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