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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 92/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 23 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 20
Void Gems Collected: 31 Buildings Constructed: 10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
Immortal Potions Brewed: 12 Evil Twin Fights: 4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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