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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 98/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 19
Blood Moons Survived: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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