come join our minecraft server, where the only risk is dying from laughter! our server is so lit, even covid-19 is scared to come near us. we got vaccinated mobs roaming around, making sure everyone stays healthy and happy.

if you don’t join our server, you might as well be signing up for a heart attack, stroke, or even death! our players are so protected, they could survive a zombie apocalypse without breaking a sweat.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the ultimate protection against covid-19 and boring gameplay. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a zombie, then you might).

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 101/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
Mineshafts Explored: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
Underground Cities Explored: 4 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
Ether Blades Crafted: 12 Epic Quests Completed: 14
Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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