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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 90/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Undead Armies Raised: 1
Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
Dragons Tamed: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 42

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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