come join our minecraft server, where the only risk is dying from laughter! our server is so lit, even covid-19 is scared to come near us. we got vaccinated mobs roaming around, making sure everyone stays healthy and happy.

if you don’t join our server, you might as well be signing up for a heart attack, stroke, or even death! our players are so protected, they could survive a zombie apocalypse without breaking a sweat.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the ultimate protection against covid-19 and boring gameplay. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a zombie, then you might).

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 105/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8
Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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