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if you don’t join our server, you might as well be signing up for a heart attack, stroke, or even death! our players are so protected, they could survive a zombie apocalypse without breaking a sweat.

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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 101/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped: 14 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 20 Divine Relics Bestowed: 13
Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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