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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Gods Slained: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 17
Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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