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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 92/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 3
Endless Night Skies: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Crystal Wands Charged: 20
Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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