Tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server is so wild and wacky, you’ll never want to leave.

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a giant zombie that tells dad jokes. Want to ride a llama into battle while wearing a hot dog costume? We got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of blocks that can grant you three wishes if you can defeat it in a dance-off. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 106/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 5362
Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Enchantments Applied: 176
Reality Warps Survived: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 6

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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