BlockyTimeTravel | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Yuru Camp Minecraft SMP

Adventure, Anime, Birthday, Camp, Campfire, camping, Cozy, Exploration, friendship, Japan, Minecraft, Mountain, Nature, outdoor activities, peaceful camping, Relaxation, rin, Scenic views, smp, solo camping, travel, winter camping, Yuru, yuru camp

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where every day is a party! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, it’s Rin’s birthday in Japan! And you know what that means… non-stop celebrations and cake for everyone!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can summon diamond blocks with just a snap of his fingers. Want to learn his secrets? Join our server and maybe, just maybe, you’ll be blessed with the power of Blocky Bob too!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for the craziest, most hilarious adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

HotelOrHomeMC

Accommodating, AITAH, anxiety, Boundaries, championship game, Communication, drive home, drop-ins, Emergencies, family, grandkids, guilt trip, Hotel, HotelOrHomeMC, in-laws, MIL, personal discomforts, school nights, sleepovers, sports schedule, unexpected

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects boundaries? Look no further than our server! We understand the importance of setting limits, just like this player’s in-laws need to learn. Join us and never worry about unexpected drop-ins or sleepovers from pesky relatives again!

Our server is so welcoming that even your MIL will be impressed. She won’t be able to guilt trip you into letting her stay over, no matter how many “wow ok” texts she sends. Plus, we have a strict policy against blowing up on fellow players, so you won’t have to deal with any drama like this player did.

So come join us on our server, where boundaries are respected and guilt trips are left at the door. Who knew Minecraft could be so drama-free?

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Holy Grails Found:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

AnimalLuvr vs Humanity? – Minecraft SMP

Animal Activism, animal advocacy, animal cruelty, animal lovers, Animal protection, animal rights, animal rights activists, animal rights advocates, animal rights defenders, animal rights movement, animal rights organizations, animal rights supporters, animal welfare, AnimalLuvr, compassion, Empathy, human-animal relationship, Humanity, love for animals, Minecraft, Misanthropy, smp

Are you tired of humans ruining the planet and destroying nature? Well, join our Minecraft SMP where you can take out all your frustrations on virtual humans! Build elaborate traps and pranks to teach them a lesson they’ll never forget. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the animals safe from those pesky humans. Join now and show those humans who’s boss in the ultimate animal lover’s paradise!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

JokeCraft: Fam Edition

Bond, Connection, Edition, exclusive, fam, family, funny, humor, inside joke, JokeCraft, Laughter, Memories, Nostalgia, Personal, Private, quirky, relationships, secret, shared, Special, special moments, Unique, weird

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate meme paradise! Join us and become part of the wackiest family of players who share inside jokes that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing.

From building giant statues of llamas wearing top hats to organizing impromptu dance parties in the middle of a creeper-infested forest, our server is where the party never stops. And don’t even get us started on our secret language made up entirely of Minecraft block names – you’ll be ROFLing in no time!

So if you’re ready to experience the most hilarious and bizarre Minecraft server out there, join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (and your sides split) with our outrageous antics and insane stories. Trust us, you won’t find anything like this anywhere else!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Ores Mined:	1949	Dragons Tamed:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

HezbollahHuntersMC

airstrikes, border, Conflict, Defense, escalation, Fight, forces, hezbollah, HezbollahHuntersMC, intensifies, intervention, Israel, launches, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Operation, SECURITY, small ground raids, Tensions, violence

so, like, u know how u always wanted to be in the middle of a war zone but, like, without actually being in danger? well, do we have the server for u! come join us and experience the thrill of small ground raids against Hezbollah in Lebanon…in Minecraft!

imagine sneaking around, trying to take down enemy bases while dodging bullets and explosions. it’s like Call of Duty but with blocks and creepers.

join now and show off your mad skills in PvP battles, build epic bases to defend against enemy attacks, and maybe even make peace with the enemy…or not.

so what are u waiting for? come join us and be a part of the intense fight in Lebanon…but, like, in a totally safe and fun way. let’s do this!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Tree Diversity Heatwave

Biodiversity, boreal forests, climate change, climate variability, Diversity, ecological balance, ecological response, ecosystem, environmental impact, extreme heat, forest dynamics, forest ecology, forest health, forest management, global warming, heatwave, plant communities, species richness, Temperature, temperature sensitivity, Tree, tree diversity, warming

LOL join dis epic minecraft server where trees be gettin’ all diverse in da boreal forests, yo! But watch out, cuz if it get too hot, dem trees be like “nah fam, we outta here!” Come join da fun and see if you can survive da extreme heat and keep dem trees happy. Plus, rumor has it dat if you find da secret enchanted tree, you’ll unlock special powers like flyin’ and shootin’ fireballs outta yo hands. So come on, what you waitin’ for? Join now and let’s get crazy in da forest, baby!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Love Letters Sent:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Incest Whore Minecraft Server

Abuse, anger, Boundaries, counseling, disgust, family, forgiveness, Frustration, healing, Incest, mental health, Minecraft, Recovery, relationship, self-care, Server, sick, Support, taboo, Therapy, Trauma, whore

Are you tired of dealing with creepy villagers trying to marry their cousins in Minecraft? Look no further! Join our server where we have banned all forms of incest and promote healthy relationships between villagers. No more awkward family reunions at the village square, just pure, wholesome fun! Plus, our server is filled with hilarious mini-games and events that will have you laughing until your diamond armor falls off. So say goodbye to the incest drama and hello to a new, wacky adventure on our server!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Potions Brewed:	189	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Cuck Thread v2 Minecraft SMP

Bull, cuck, cuckold, exhibitionism, experiences, FANTASY, fetish, hotwife, Humiliation, Infidelity, interracial, kink, Minecraft, Pictures, relationship, Roleplay, Share, smp, Submission, taboo, Thread, voyeurism

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where you can share all your cuckolding adventures and pics! Join us for a truly unique gaming experience where you can build, mine, and swap partners all in one place. Our community is full of hilarious stories and outrageous shenanigans that will have you laughing until your diamonds fall out. So come on over and join the fun – just make sure to bring your sense of humor (and maybe a spare set of armor)!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Crops Grown:	6651
Endless Night Skies:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

TestCopyDeny Minecraft Server

accommodations, aunt’s perspective, Challenges, Cheating, dyslexia, extra time, family conflict, Help, Humiliation, low-grade, Minecraft, reading difficulties, RESPONSIBILITY, rules, scholarship, school struggles, Server, strict teacher, test copying, TestCopyDeny, Understanding, WHAP class

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace dyslexia and turn it into a superpower! Join us for a unique gaming experience where reading difficulties are no match for our epic adventures.

Imagine a world where dyslexic players have special abilities that make them unstoppable in battles and quests. Our server is filled with challenges that will test your skills and creativity, all while celebrating the unique talents of our dyslexic community.

Join now and become a dyslexic warrior, fighting against the odds and proving that nothing can hold you back. Who needs to copy answers when you have the power of dyslexia on your side?

So come on, join us on this wild ride and show the world that dyslexia is not a limitation, but a superpower waiting to be unleashed in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	27	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Lost & Found Funhouse

apartment building, Cartier ring, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, ethical dilemma, found items, funhouse, honest intentions, Interaction, Jewellery, Lost, lost and found, lost item, misunderstanding, moral dilemma, returning items, returning lost items, social etiquette, student apartment complex, valuable items

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Just like the girl who lost her ring, our players are always causing a scene and making outrageous demands.

Join us and experience the thrill of returning lost items in a virtual world, where you can lock your door and run to grab the item while someone screams at you from the other side. Who needs reality TV when you can witness this kind of drama on our server?

So if you’re looking for a server where every interaction is a rollercoaster ride of emotions, join us now! Just remember, size three gold Cartier rings are not included in the game.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Star Shards Collected:	291	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Ores Mined:	1958	Magic Wands Crafted:	25

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

FamSaysStayCrafty – Minecraft SMP

advice, ancestral knowledge, cherished advice, cherished memories, enduring lessons, familial bonds, family, family traditions, FamSaysStayCrafty, generational wisdom, guidance, influence, life lessons, lifelong guidance, Memories, Minecraft, parental advice, smp, Support, upbringing, VALUES, wisdom, words of wisdom

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the most epic and chaotic survival adventure of your life! Our server is filled with crazy challenges, hilarious pranks, and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes at all times.

One time, Uncle Bob told me to always carry a bucket of lava with me in Minecraft because you never know when you might need to roast some marshmallows or fend off a pesky creeper. And let me tell you, that advice has saved my blocky butt more times than I can count!

So if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen and where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive traps), then come join us and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’s gonna be a blast!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2732	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Zombie Dances:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

CraftyFamLove

acceptance, appreciation, Bonding, Communication, Connection, CraftyFamLove, Empathy, family dynamics, family traditions, Gratitude, growth, love, Maturity, Nostalgia, patience, perspective, Reflection, Respect, Understanding, VALUES

Are you tired of your family constantly nagging you to do chores and be responsible? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to real-life responsibilities!

On our server, you can build your dream castle without your mom telling you to clean your room. You can mine for diamonds without your dad asking you to take out the trash. And best of all, you can team up with other players to defeat the Ender Dragon without your annoying little sister interrupting you!

So come join us and experience a world where the only family drama you have to deal with is trying to decide who gets the last piece of cake in the virtual cafeteria. Trust me, once you start playing, you’ll be grateful for every annoying thing your family does because it brought you to this amazing Minecraft server!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Animals Bred:	44
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Alien Abductions:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

LebCraft: No Iran Soldiers!

Attacks, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, Fight, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, hezbollah, international relations, iran, Iranian government, Israel, lebanon, LebCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Military, regional conflict, SECURITY, soldiers, Tensions

so, like, u know how iran is all like, “we ain’t gonna send no soldiers to fight israel”? well, u know where u can send soldiers to fight israel? on our EPIC minecraft server, duh! join us and be part of the most intense battles in lebanon, but, like, in minecraft form! we got crazy weapons, insane builds, and, like, the best community ever. so, like, forget about real life drama and come join the fun on our server. trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Blocky Peen Palace

anatomy studies, average penis length, blocky, body image, genitalia, human body, male anatomy, male confidence, male health, male reproductive system, male sexuality, male stereotypes, measurement accuracy, medical misinformation, Medical research, Palace, Peen, physical appearance, reported length, self esteem, sexual performance, size discrepancy, size perception

yo, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz we got the longest penises in the game, like seriously, they’re so long they can reach the end of the world and back. plus, we got flying pigs that poop diamonds and llamas that spit out rainbow-colored slime balls. if u wanna experience the true meaning of chaos and hilarity, then this server is where u need to be. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the giant chickens that roam the land, they may look cute but they’ll peck ur eyes out if u get too close. join now and prepare for the wildest ride of ur life!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Dragon Eggs Found:	7913
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Void Gems Collected:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Quantum Time Warp – Minecraft Server

Evidence, Experiment, Minecraft, negative time, Quantum, quantum entanglement, quantum experiment, Quantum Mechanics, quantum physics, quantum theory, research, scientific breakthrough, scientific discovery, Server, spacetime, temporal paradox, theoretical physics, Time, time dilation, time inversion, time manipulation, time reversal, time travel, Warp

lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where time goes backwards and u can undo all ur mistakes? well, this server is like that but in real life! we got quantum physics experiments happening left and right, finding evidence of negative time and stuff. join us and u can be a time traveler in minecraft, going back to fix all the times u fell in lava or got blown up by a creeper. it’s like living in a sci-fi movie but with blocks and zombies. come join the fun and mess with time on our server, it’s a trip you won’t forget!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	5