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FlightWithPoliticianMinecraftSMP

air travel experience, airplane companion, flight companion, flight duration, flight entertainment, FlightWithPoliticianMinecraftSMP, flying companion, government official, in-flight company, long flight, political conversation, Political debate, political figure, political leader, political personality, politician, politician choice, politician selection, travel buddy, travel buddy choice, travel partner

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4440
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Farms Harvested:	766	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Runes Activated:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Enchantments Applied:	157

OMG GUYS, you have to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP because we have the most lit community ever! Like, one time, we had a player build a giant statue of a potato riding a chicken and it became our mascot! And don’t even get me started on the crazy pranks we pull on each other, like filling someone’s house with llamas or turning their entire base into a giant cake!

But wait, there’s more! We have events every week where we all dress up as our favorite Minecraft mobs and have epic battles in the arena. And did I mention we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds we find? It’s like a real-life treasure hunt, but in Minecraft!

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where anything goes and the only rule is to have fun! Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet creeper that follows you around and explodes confetti instead of blowing up your stuff. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness that goes down in our server!

LemonCraft: Easy Peasy Difficult Difficult

Challenging, challenging task, complex, confounding, Deceiving, deceivingly simple, deceptive, demanding, Difficult, EASY, HARD, intricate, lemon squeezy, lemoncraft, misleading, misleadingly easy, Peasy, perplexing, puzzling, TOUGH, Tricky, tricky task

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1752
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
New Chunks Explored:	38427	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Enchantments Applied:	283
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Imagine a Minecraft server where the grass is made of marshmallows, the trees are made of cotton candy, and the creepers are actually just misunderstood kittens in disguise. Sounds easy peasy lemon squeezy, right? Wrong! This server is actually difficult difficult lemon difficult, but in the most hilariously chaotic way possible.

Join us if you dare to navigate through a world where the pigs can fly (literally) and the zombies break out into dance battles instead of attacking you. But beware, the chickens have formed a rebellion and are plotting to take over the server with their army of evil ducks.

Think you have what it takes to survive in this wacky wonderland? Then come on down and join the madness! Just remember, it may look easy peasy lemon squeezy, but it’s actually difficult difficult lemon difficult. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

CanuckCraft Minecraft Server

aluminum, Canada, CanuckCraft, diplomatic relations, economic impact, economic relations, Europe, export strategy, global economy, global market, international relations, international trade, manufacturing sector, metal industry, Minecraft, North America, political response, Retaliatory measures, Server, supply chain, trade agreements, trade war, Trump tariffs

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8987
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Magic Items Found:	8875
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

lol imagine a world where canada is like, “hey europe, you want some aluminum? cuz trump is being a butt and we don’t want his tariffs.” like, can you believe it? come join our minecraft server where we have so much aluminum, it’s like raining metal blocks from the sky. build a castle out of aluminum and show trump who’s boss. plus, we have a secret underground society of aluminum-loving gnomes who will trade you diamonds for shiny metal. don’t miss out on the craziest aluminum adventure of your life!

EcoCraft: Shocking Sales Drop!

Automotive Industry, Automotive Market, car sales, Decline, Decrease, Drop, EcoCraft, electric cars, electric vehicles, EU, european union, ev, market, Plunge, Sales, sales drop, second biggest, Shocking.., tesla, tesla model 3, tesla model s, tesla model x

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2170
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Farms Harvested:	391	Rainbows Spotted:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

yo, yo, yo! u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got pigs flyin’ and cows doin’ backflips! it’s like a circus up in here, but wit blocky animals!

one time, a player built a giant toilet and flushed all the creepers down it, it was epic! and another time, someone made a rollercoaster that goes through a lava waterfall, talk about adrenaline rush, amirite?

also, we got a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise, shhh don’t tell anyone! and if u find the hidden treasure chest in the jungle, u get a lifetime supply of diamond swords, no joke!

so come on, join us on this wacky minecraft server and let’s have some blocky fun together!

Rivers’ Buddy Holly Minecraft Server

1990s fashion, 90s music, 90s nostalgia, Alternative Rock, buddy, buddy holly, Glasses, holly, iconic hairstyles, iconic look, iconic music videos, iconic musicians, long tail tags, Minecraft, music history, music video, Nostalgia, pop culture, Rivers, Rivers Cuomo, rock bands, Rock Music, Server, WEEZER

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2036
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	454	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

HEY U! YEAH U! R U BORED OF THE SAME OLD MINECRAFT SERVERS? WELL, GET READY FOR A WILD RIDE ON OUR SERVER! WHY SHOULD U JOIN, U ASK? WELL, LET ME TELL U A LIL STORY. ONCE UPON A TIME, A CREEPER DECIDED TO LEARN HOW TO DANCE LIKE MICHAEL JACKSON AND NOW HE’S THE KING OF THE DANCE FLOOR! IF U WANNA SEE CREEPERS MOONWALKING, JOIN OUR SERVER! ALSO, DID U KNOW THAT STEVE ONCE BEAT THE ENDER DRAGON WITH A CARROT? TRUE STORY! SO, IF U WANNA SEE CRAZY STUFF LIKE THAT, COME JOIN US! PLUS, OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR DIAMONDS ARE MADE OF CHEESE! SO, WHAT R U WAITING FOR? COME JOIN THE MADNESS TODAY!

Right Wing Rulers – Minority Menace

#endorsement, BIAS, conservatism, discrimination, group dynamics, group identity, INDIVIDUALS, intergroup relations, intolerance, Menace, Minority, minority groups, political beliefs, power dynamics, prejudice, psychological research, research, right-wing authoritarianism, rulers, social attitudes, social psychology, societal norms, threat perception, WING

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9489
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	39	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19

So, like, you know how some peeps are all about that right-wing stuff and think minorities are like, super scary? Well, if you wanna join our Minecraft server, you can let out all that fear and aggression in a totally virtual way! Build walls to keep out those pesky mobs and show those creepers who’s boss! Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the “threat” of minority groups in the game. It’s like a right-wing authoritarian’s dream come true! Join now and let your inner fearmonger run wild!

SilentShelter

Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2933
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Astral Projections Made:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Void Armor Forged:	21
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

New released Factions server with a lot of custom features like Dungeons, custom items and more. Join us for fun, we’re open 24/7 on a dedicated server. We are recruiting new staff members.

play.silentshelter.com

Mystic Enigma 1.21.1

1.21.1, ape linebackers, Attitudes, confusion, dating options, Enigma, erasure, gangbanged, impurity, Innocence, interracial, mystic, niggers, promiscuity, purity, Race, racism, Stereotypes, white race, white women

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8050
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	2570	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Join our Minecraft server if you want a place where white girls can be safe from niggers and ape linebackers! We don’t promote impurity, only pure Minecraft fun! Don’t be a hypocrite, come join us and protect the white race in our blocky world! Let’s build a community where white girls can be innocent and safe from niggers and ape linebackers! Join now for a pure Minecraft experience!

HonestCraft Minecraft Server

career development, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Employee, Feedback, HonestCraft, Honesty, honesty in feedback, honesty in references, job application, Job Interview, job reference, Job Search, Minecraft, Professionalism, reference etiquette, reference request, Server, supervisor, Support, Time management, work ethic, young professional

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7821
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Divine Spears Created:	26

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where honesty is the best policy! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and intrigue, just like this story of a front desk staff member who couldn’t handle the truth.

Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone sugarcoats everything? Well, look no further! On our server, we value honesty above all else, even if it means losing a reference for a job. Who needs a reference when you have a server full of crazy adventures waiting for you?

Join us and experience the thrill of being at a loss for words, just like the supervisors in this story. Will you handle situations like a pro or get caught off guard like a noob? Only one way to find out – join our server today!

So come on down to our Minecraft server, where the drama is always brewing and the honesty is always flowing. Who needs a job reference when you have a community like this to be a part of? Let’s make some memories together, one outrageous story at a time!

HubbyCraft: Shareholders Wanted!

acknowledgment, Business, business ownership, Communication, cultural bias, Cultural differences, cultural expectations, Decision making, family business, family dynamics, Gender Roles, Gratitude, HubbyCraft, international marriage, Marriage, ownership, Partnership, Respect, shareholders, Support, wanted, work responsibilities, work-life balance

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4468
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Mines Excavated:	2667
Dragon Eggs Found:	1655	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like this wild story! Join us for a virtual adventure filled with pixelated fun and excitement.

Looking for a place where you can build your own empire without worrying about in-laws trying to steal your thunder? Look no further! On our server, you can create your own business, hire virtual employees, and even become a trading tycoon all on your own terms.

Forget about cultural expectations and gender biases, on our server, everyone is equal and can thrive in their own virtual world. And hey, if you ever need to vent about your in-laws, our virtual chat is always open for some hilarious rants and support.

So come join us on this Minecraft server for a chance to escape reality and create your own success story, without any unwanted interruptions from family members. Who knows, you might even find some virtual friends to share your crazy adventures with!

ElonCraft SMP – Govt Employee

advisory role, Business, collaboration, controversial appointment, Decision making, elon musk, ElonCraft, Employee, Entrepreneurship, Government, Govt, influential figure, innovation, leadership, policy, Politics, public service, regulations, smp, spacex, special government employee, Technology, tesla, White House

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9161
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	25	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

OMG guys, have you heard about this insane Minecraft SMP server where Elon Musk is a special government employee at the White House?! Like, imagine mining diamonds with Elon Musk while he’s giving you tips on how to build a rocket ship to Mars! And don’t even get me started on the secret underground base where they keep all the rare loot guarded by cybernetic chickens. Join now for a chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers led by a giant talking potato! It’s gonna be lit, fam! #MinecraftMadness #ElonMuskRocks #PotatoArmy

Elon’s Drug Test: FOIA Edition

Accountability, civil liberties, DRUG, drug policy, drug test, drug use, Edition, elon musk, Elons, employee screening, FOIA, FOIA act, government employee, government oversight, investigative journalism, legal requirements, privacy rights, public interest, public records, public scrutiny, reddit, test, transparency, whistleblower protection, workplace regulations.

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2890
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Magical Moments Shared:	5

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Ever wondered what Elon Musk’s drug test results would look like? Well, on our server, you can find out! Join us and uncover the secrets of this mysterious tech genius. Will he pass with flying colors or will he be caught red-handed? Only one way to find out – join our server now! Plus, rumor has it that Elon himself plays on our server in disguise, so you might even get the chance to mine diamonds with the man himself. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!

EUcraft: Tariff Trouble

diplomatic response, economic impact, Economy, EU, EUcraft, European Commission, European leaders, european union, global trade, international relations, Macron, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, Retaliatory measures, tariff, Tariffs, tariffs threat, trade policy, trade war, transatlantic relations., Trouble, trump

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6547
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Alien Abductions:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4

so like, u know how trump is all like “i’m gonna put tariffs on ur stuff” and everyone is like “oh no, what do we do?” well, macron is all like “don’t worry, EU got this, we gonna stand up for ourselves and show trump who’s boss!” join our minecraft server and be part of the epic battle against trump’s tariffs! build ur own fortress and protect it from the evil tariffs that try to take over ur land! let’s show trump that EU is not to be messed with! come join us and be part of the resistance!

Time Warp Heights

aging, biological aging, Earth’s core, feet, gravity, head, height, Heights, human body, physical differences, PHYSICS., relativity, Scientific theory, short people, space time, SPEED, tall people, Time, time dilation, time perception, time theory, time travel, Warp

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6261
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Votes:	9884
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to this wacky Minecraft server where time is all messed up and tall players age faster than short ones! It’s like a crazy science experiment gone wrong, but in a totally hilarious way!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of growing old in Minecraft at lightning speed! Watch as your head ages faster than your feet, creating a totally bonkers look that will have everyone laughing.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with insane adventures and quests that will have you rolling on the floor with laughter. From battling giant chickens to racing against time itself, there’s never a dull moment on this server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

Omega Age Boost Server

age, ageing process, anti-aging, biological age, Boost, cellular health, daily dose, dietary supplement, essential fatty acid, health benefits, Health improvement, Healthspan, Longevity, longevity trial, omega, omega-3, Preventive medicine., REJUVENATION, research study, scientific findings, Server, slow aging, trial, wellness intervention

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7774
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	145	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Dragons Tamed:	4

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like takin’ an omega-3 pill every day, but for yo Minecraft soul, ya know? It’s gonna slow down yo ageing process in da game, like you gonna be playin’ for years and still feelin’ fresh as a daisy. We talkin’ ’bout rejuvenating yo biological age in da game, like you gonna be playin’ for three years and still lookin’ like a Minecraft baby. So come on and join dis server, cuz we gonna keep you young and fresh in da Minecraft world, yo!