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FlightWithPoliticianMinecraftSMP

air travel experience, airplane companion, flight companion, flight duration, flight entertainment, FlightWithPoliticianMinecraftSMP, flying companion, government official, in-flight company, long flight, political conversation, Political debate, political figure, political leader, political personality, politician, politician choice, politician selection, travel buddy, travel buddy choice, travel partner

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3142
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Void Armor Forged:	22	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	210	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

OMG GUYS, you have to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP because we have the most lit community ever! Like, one time, we had a player build a giant statue of a potato riding a chicken and it became our mascot! And don’t even get me started on the crazy pranks we pull on each other, like filling someone’s house with llamas or turning their entire base into a giant cake!

But wait, there’s more! We have events every week where we all dress up as our favorite Minecraft mobs and have epic battles in the arena. And did I mention we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds we find? It’s like a real-life treasure hunt, but in Minecraft!

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where anything goes and the only rule is to have fun! Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet creeper that follows you around and explodes confetti instead of blowing up your stuff. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness that goes down in our server!

LemonCraft: Easy Peasy Difficult Difficult

Challenging, challenging task, complex, confounding, Deceiving, deceivingly simple, deceptive, demanding, Difficult, EASY, HARD, intricate, lemon squeezy, lemoncraft, misleading, misleadingly easy, Peasy, perplexing, puzzling, TOUGH, Tricky, tricky task

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9036
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Emeralds Found:	2098
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Imagine a Minecraft server where the grass is made of marshmallows, the trees are made of cotton candy, and the creepers are actually just misunderstood kittens in disguise. Sounds easy peasy lemon squeezy, right? Wrong! This server is actually difficult difficult lemon difficult, but in the most hilariously chaotic way possible.

Join us if you dare to navigate through a world where the pigs can fly (literally) and the zombies break out into dance battles instead of attacking you. But beware, the chickens have formed a rebellion and are plotting to take over the server with their army of evil ducks.

Think you have what it takes to survive in this wacky wonderland? Then come on down and join the madness! Just remember, it may look easy peasy lemon squeezy, but it’s actually difficult difficult lemon difficult. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

CanuckCraft Minecraft Server

aluminum, Canada, CanuckCraft, diplomatic relations, economic impact, economic relations, Europe, export strategy, global economy, global market, international relations, international trade, manufacturing sector, metal industry, Minecraft, North America, political response, Retaliatory measures, Server, supply chain, trade agreements, trade war, Trump tariffs

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5766
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Void Gems Collected:	28
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4

lol imagine a world where canada is like, “hey europe, you want some aluminum? cuz trump is being a butt and we don’t want his tariffs.” like, can you believe it? come join our minecraft server where we have so much aluminum, it’s like raining metal blocks from the sky. build a castle out of aluminum and show trump who’s boss. plus, we have a secret underground society of aluminum-loving gnomes who will trade you diamonds for shiny metal. don’t miss out on the craziest aluminum adventure of your life!

EcoCraft: Shocking Sales Drop!

Automotive Industry, Automotive Market, car sales, Decline, Decrease, Drop, EcoCraft, electric cars, electric vehicles, EU, european union, ev, market, Plunge, Sales, sales drop, second biggest, Shocking.., tesla, tesla model 3, tesla model s, tesla model x

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8956
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	4	New Chunks Explored:	102577
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Crops Grown:	1023
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

yo, yo, yo! u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got pigs flyin’ and cows doin’ backflips! it’s like a circus up in here, but wit blocky animals!

one time, a player built a giant toilet and flushed all the creepers down it, it was epic! and another time, someone made a rollercoaster that goes through a lava waterfall, talk about adrenaline rush, amirite?

also, we got a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise, shhh don’t tell anyone! and if u find the hidden treasure chest in the jungle, u get a lifetime supply of diamond swords, no joke!

so come on, join us on this wacky minecraft server and let’s have some blocky fun together!

Rivers’ Buddy Holly Minecraft Server

1990s fashion, 90s music, 90s nostalgia, Alternative Rock, buddy, buddy holly, Glasses, holly, iconic hairstyles, iconic look, iconic music videos, iconic musicians, long tail tags, Minecraft, music history, music video, Nostalgia, pop culture, Rivers, Rivers Cuomo, rock bands, Rock Music, Server, WEEZER

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	805
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Animals Bred:	186
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Villages Defended:	18
Chimeras Created:	3	Towns Built:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	17

HEY U! YEAH U! R U BORED OF THE SAME OLD MINECRAFT SERVERS? WELL, GET READY FOR A WILD RIDE ON OUR SERVER! WHY SHOULD U JOIN, U ASK? WELL, LET ME TELL U A LIL STORY. ONCE UPON A TIME, A CREEPER DECIDED TO LEARN HOW TO DANCE LIKE MICHAEL JACKSON AND NOW HE’S THE KING OF THE DANCE FLOOR! IF U WANNA SEE CREEPERS MOONWALKING, JOIN OUR SERVER! ALSO, DID U KNOW THAT STEVE ONCE BEAT THE ENDER DRAGON WITH A CARROT? TRUE STORY! SO, IF U WANNA SEE CRAZY STUFF LIKE THAT, COME JOIN US! PLUS, OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR DIAMONDS ARE MADE OF CHEESE! SO, WHAT R U WAITING FOR? COME JOIN THE MADNESS TODAY!

Right Wing Rulers – Minority Menace

#endorsement, BIAS, conservatism, discrimination, group dynamics, group identity, INDIVIDUALS, intergroup relations, intolerance, Menace, Minority, minority groups, political beliefs, power dynamics, prejudice, psychological research, research, right-wing authoritarianism, rulers, social attitudes, social psychology, societal norms, threat perception, WING

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7725
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Ores Mined:	2503	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

So, like, you know how some peeps are all about that right-wing stuff and think minorities are like, super scary? Well, if you wanna join our Minecraft server, you can let out all that fear and aggression in a totally virtual way! Build walls to keep out those pesky mobs and show those creepers who’s boss! Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the “threat” of minority groups in the game. It’s like a right-wing authoritarian’s dream come true! Join now and let your inner fearmonger run wild!

SilentShelter

Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7532
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7

New released Factions server with a lot of custom features like Dungeons, custom items and more. Join us for fun, we’re open 24/7 on a dedicated server. We are recruiting new staff members.

play.silentshelter.com

Mystic Enigma 1.21.1

1.21.1, ape linebackers, Attitudes, confusion, dating options, Enigma, erasure, gangbanged, impurity, Innocence, interracial, mystic, niggers, promiscuity, purity, Race, racism, Stereotypes, white race, white women

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8938
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
New Chunks Explored:	59826	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Emeralds Found:	6758

Join our Minecraft server if you want a place where white girls can be safe from niggers and ape linebackers! We don’t promote impurity, only pure Minecraft fun! Don’t be a hypocrite, come join us and protect the white race in our blocky world! Let’s build a community where white girls can be innocent and safe from niggers and ape linebackers! Join now for a pure Minecraft experience!

HonestCraft Minecraft Server

career development, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Employee, Feedback, HonestCraft, Honesty, honesty in feedback, honesty in references, job application, Job Interview, job reference, Job Search, Minecraft, Professionalism, reference etiquette, reference request, Server, supervisor, Support, Time management, work ethic, young professional

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1247
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	377
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Towns Built:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where honesty is the best policy! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and intrigue, just like this story of a front desk staff member who couldn’t handle the truth.

Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone sugarcoats everything? Well, look no further! On our server, we value honesty above all else, even if it means losing a reference for a job. Who needs a reference when you have a server full of crazy adventures waiting for you?

Join us and experience the thrill of being at a loss for words, just like the supervisors in this story. Will you handle situations like a pro or get caught off guard like a noob? Only one way to find out – join our server today!

So come on down to our Minecraft server, where the drama is always brewing and the honesty is always flowing. Who needs a job reference when you have a community like this to be a part of? Let’s make some memories together, one outrageous story at a time!

HubbyCraft: Shareholders Wanted!

acknowledgment, Business, business ownership, Communication, cultural bias, Cultural differences, cultural expectations, Decision making, family business, family dynamics, Gender Roles, Gratitude, HubbyCraft, international marriage, Marriage, ownership, Partnership, Respect, shareholders, Support, wanted, work responsibilities, work-life balance

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5394
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like this wild story! Join us for a virtual adventure filled with pixelated fun and excitement.

Looking for a place where you can build your own empire without worrying about in-laws trying to steal your thunder? Look no further! On our server, you can create your own business, hire virtual employees, and even become a trading tycoon all on your own terms.

Forget about cultural expectations and gender biases, on our server, everyone is equal and can thrive in their own virtual world. And hey, if you ever need to vent about your in-laws, our virtual chat is always open for some hilarious rants and support.

So come join us on this Minecraft server for a chance to escape reality and create your own success story, without any unwanted interruptions from family members. Who knows, you might even find some virtual friends to share your crazy adventures with!

ElonCraft SMP – Govt Employee

advisory role, Business, collaboration, controversial appointment, Decision making, elon musk, ElonCraft, Employee, Entrepreneurship, Government, Govt, influential figure, innovation, leadership, policy, Politics, public service, regulations, smp, spacex, special government employee, Technology, tesla, White House

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1110
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	4640	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	177

OMG guys, have you heard about this insane Minecraft SMP server where Elon Musk is a special government employee at the White House?! Like, imagine mining diamonds with Elon Musk while he’s giving you tips on how to build a rocket ship to Mars! And don’t even get me started on the secret underground base where they keep all the rare loot guarded by cybernetic chickens. Join now for a chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers led by a giant talking potato! It’s gonna be lit, fam! #MinecraftMadness #ElonMuskRocks #PotatoArmy

Elon’s Drug Test: FOIA Edition

Accountability, civil liberties, DRUG, drug policy, drug test, drug use, Edition, elon musk, Elons, employee screening, FOIA, FOIA act, government employee, government oversight, investigative journalism, legal requirements, privacy rights, public interest, public records, public scrutiny, reddit, test, transparency, whistleblower protection, workplace regulations.

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	971
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Void Armor Forged:	20
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Zombie Dances:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Ever wondered what Elon Musk’s drug test results would look like? Well, on our server, you can find out! Join us and uncover the secrets of this mysterious tech genius. Will he pass with flying colors or will he be caught red-handed? Only one way to find out – join our server now! Plus, rumor has it that Elon himself plays on our server in disguise, so you might even get the chance to mine diamonds with the man himself. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!

EUcraft: Tariff Trouble

diplomatic response, economic impact, Economy, EU, EUcraft, European Commission, European leaders, european union, global trade, international relations, Macron, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, Retaliatory measures, tariff, Tariffs, tariffs threat, trade policy, trade war, transatlantic relations., Trouble, trump

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9293
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

so like, u know how trump is all like “i’m gonna put tariffs on ur stuff” and everyone is like “oh no, what do we do?” well, macron is all like “don’t worry, EU got this, we gonna stand up for ourselves and show trump who’s boss!” join our minecraft server and be part of the epic battle against trump’s tariffs! build ur own fortress and protect it from the evil tariffs that try to take over ur land! let’s show trump that EU is not to be messed with! come join us and be part of the resistance!

Time Warp Heights

aging, biological aging, Earth’s core, feet, gravity, head, height, Heights, human body, physical differences, PHYSICS., relativity, Scientific theory, short people, space time, SPEED, tall people, Time, time dilation, time perception, time theory, time travel, Warp

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7475
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	185
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Void Gems Collected:	39	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Emeralds Found:	7574
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to this wacky Minecraft server where time is all messed up and tall players age faster than short ones! It’s like a crazy science experiment gone wrong, but in a totally hilarious way!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of growing old in Minecraft at lightning speed! Watch as your head ages faster than your feet, creating a totally bonkers look that will have everyone laughing.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with insane adventures and quests that will have you rolling on the floor with laughter. From battling giant chickens to racing against time itself, there’s never a dull moment on this server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

Omega Age Boost Server

age, ageing process, anti-aging, biological age, Boost, cellular health, daily dose, dietary supplement, essential fatty acid, health benefits, Health improvement, Healthspan, Longevity, longevity trial, omega, omega-3, Preventive medicine., REJUVENATION, research study, scientific findings, Server, slow aging, trial, wellness intervention

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3240
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Alien Abductions:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Zombie Dances:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Void Gems Collected:	23
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like takin’ an omega-3 pill every day, but for yo Minecraft soul, ya know? It’s gonna slow down yo ageing process in da game, like you gonna be playin’ for years and still feelin’ fresh as a daisy. We talkin’ ’bout rejuvenating yo biological age in da game, like you gonna be playin’ for three years and still lookin’ like a Minecraft baby. So come on and join dis server, cuz we gonna keep you young and fresh in da Minecraft world, yo!

Players:	98/600	Votes:	7413
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2