BlockyPersona Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky griefers, but we’ll ban ’em faster than you can say “diamond sword”).

Join us for epic adventures, like building a replica of the Nether in the Overworld or creating a roller coaster that goes straight through the End portal. Need a break from mining and crafting? We’ve got you covered with our weekly Persona 5 stage plays performed by our talented player base (seriously, our Aigis is a showstopper).

And don’t even get us started on our exclusive Persona ISO downloads – we’ve got every version of every game, including the ultra-rare P5B.jp edition that’s rumored to give you superpowers in-game (or at least make your character look super cool).

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the chaos begin! Just watch out for those anti-spammer tech guys – they’re a real pain in the blocky behind.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Battle Brits Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server and experience epic battles on the high seas just like the Battle of Jutland! Choose your side – British or German – and command your fleet of battleships, battlecruisers, and pre-dreadnoughts (because who doesn’t love a good pre-dreadnought, amirite?).

With a whopping 37 vs 21 ship advantage for the British, you’ll feel like a true naval commander as you strategize and outmaneuver your opponents. And don’t forget about the smaller vessels – with 114 vs 72, the British fleet will have you feeling like you’re swimming in ships!

Join now for an immersive Minecraft experience that will have you feeling like you’re part of history. Who will come out on top in this epic battle? Only one way to find out – join our server and set sail for victory!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

& TheMinecraft SMP Ernest

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the legend of Ernest reigns supreme! Who is Ernest, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale as old as time. Legend has it that Ernest was a mighty warrior who once roamed these lands, slaying dragons with a single punch and building towering castles out of diamond blocks. Some say he still haunts the server, leaving cryptic messages like “ErnestWho’s Ernest? Why did he say this?” in his wake. Join us on this epic adventure and maybe, just maybe, you’ll uncover the truth behind Ernest’s mysterious words. But be warned, for the path to greatness is paved with creepers, zombies, and the occasional llama with a bad attitude. So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and come join us on the most epic Minecraft SMP this side of the Nether!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Dimension Hops:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

PixelPanic Minecraft Server

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lol join our minecraft server cuz we got more drama than a soap opera, fam! we got hostage families getting told no deals, like what even is that?! and Hamas out here hoping for a regional war, like bro, just come play minecraft with us instead! we got so much chaos and craziness, you won’t even believe it! plus, our server is so lit, it’s like the hottest club in town but with creepers and zombies instead of people. come join the fun, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	2911
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

HouthisGonnaHateCraft

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have b-2 bombers dropping bombs on iran-backed houthis in yemen!!! it’s like a warzone but with blocks and creepers instead of real explosives!!! join now for the most intense pvp battles you’ve ever seen, and maybe even witness a real-life airstrike in action (in minecraft, of course). who needs peace when you can have chaos and destruction in the virtual world? come join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the madness!!!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1675
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Zombie Dances:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Nitrobenzyl Tag Craft

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LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we use mRNA vaccines to make the best potions in the game! With our new technique using a crazy phosphorylation reagent with a nitrobenzyl group, we can synthesize potions in NO TIME! Say goodbye to side effects and hello to epic gaming adventures! Join now for a wild ride like no other!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Warning

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made by a fan of lapata SMP . Lapata SMP is a cutting-edge solution designed to streamline your workflow and enhance productivity. With its user-friendly interface and powerful features, it simplifies complex tasks, making it perfect for both professionals and casual users. Whether you’re managing projects, collaborating with teams, or analyzing data, Lapata SMP has got you covered. Its seamless integration with existing tools ensures you can hit the ground running without any hassle. Upgrade your efficiency and take control of your projects with Lapata SMP today!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Dimension Hops:	0
Emeralds Found:	1403	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Patates Junior High School

Becoming Friends, bedrock, Calculation Plugin, calm environment, cheat protection, Cities, Claim Plugin, Cross-Play, Economy, Establishing, friendly environment, Fun, java, Kingdoms, Market system, Medieval Concept, non toxic, piracy support, Roleplay, Rping, Survival, Teams, Whitelist, Xray Protection

PATATES SMP 2. SEZON Potato SMP has started recruiting members again for its new season. If you are looking for a server that is respectful, reliable, mature and has the following features, we invite you to our server:

-Friendly Environment, A nice Survival experience, Fun Environment, RPing when necessary, Kingdoms, teams, cities etc. Establishing, Becoming Friends with Others, Non-Toxic Calm Environment, Medieval Concept, Calculation Plugin, Claim Plugin and Many Plugins -Piracy Support -Market System -Xray Protection -Cheat Protection`

Our server can be played from both Java and Bedrock.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Towns Built:	2
Void Armor Forged:	16	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Pixelated Chaos Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being overshadowed by your senpai in the virtual world? Do you dream of having your own sololive but feel like you’re just too unpopular to make it happen? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, all your dreams can come true!

Join us and say “fuck you” to your senpai who carries HoloEN on her back. Show Cover that you’re not just a money-making machine to them. Let the tension rise as you fight for your place in the virtual spotlight.

Whether you’re a Gura, Mori, Bae, IRyS, or any other virtual idol, we’ve got a place for you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	60	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Tsundere Love Minecraft SMP

Anime, character arc, Character development, character dynamics, character tropes, Communication Issues, emotional complexity, emotional growth, Fandom, Japanese culture, love, Minecraft, misunderstood, Otaku, personality traits, popular culture, relationships, romance, romantic tension, smp, Tsundere, Tsunderes

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all you tsundere lovers out there!

Join our server and witness the most epic love story unfold between a player and their tsundere Minecraft girlfriend. Will she finally admit her feelings or will she continue to deny them while secretly baking heart-shaped cookies for her crush? Only time will tell!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will have unlimited wealth and power in the Minecraft world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world of Minecraft! Love, diamonds, and tsunderes await you!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Mom’s Modesty Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the judgmental eyes of conservative moms and wear whatever dress you want! Join us for a world where leggings, tight jeans, tank tops, and short dresses are not only allowed, but encouraged!

Imagine a place where you can build your dream house without worrying about anyone whispering about your outfit choices. Our server is a safe haven for all fashionistas who want to express themselves freely.

Don’t let anyone tell you what you can or cannot wear in our virtual world. Join now and show off your unique style without fear of judgment or unwanted comments. Let’s build a community where fashion freedom reigns supreme!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	19
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

RedPenTeacher404

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most basic tasks can be hilariously messed up just like your son’s report card! Join us for a wild ride of misspelled names and passive-aggressive red pen corrections.

Our server is so chaotic, even a four-letter name can be butchered beyond recognition. Imagine the thrill of logging in to find your username completely scrambled like a word scramble puzzle.

But fear not, for in this madness lies the true essence of fun and adventure. Embrace the misspellings and typos, for they are the building blocks of our unique and wacky community.

So come on, join us and experience the joy of seeing your name transformed into something completely unrecognizable. Who needs a normal Minecraft server when you can have this level of absurdity? Let the misspelling games begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Potions Brewed:	118
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CheeseCraft SMP: CheddarChamp

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the cheesiest server around! We have a cheese-themed spawn with giant cheese blocks and a cheese fountain that flows with nacho cheese (don’t worry, it’s not actually nacho cheese, we’re not monsters).

But that’s not all, our server is home to the legendary Cheese Dragon, a massive beast made entirely of cheese that roams the land terrorizing players who dare to challenge it. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Cheese Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a never-ending supply of your favorite cheese.

So come join us on this wacky and cheesy adventure, where the only limit is your lactose tolerance!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Endless Night Skies:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

CringeCraft_Server

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Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where the creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you hugs! Our server is so wacky that even Steve from Minecraft himself can’t keep up with the craziness. We have a secret underground base where all the chickens have formed a rebellion against the pigs, and the cows are leading a yoga class for the sheep. Plus, our server is so addictive that even Nicolas Cage couldn’t resist logging in for a quick mining session. So come join us and see why our server is the talk of the block!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Crops Grown:	9801	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Pirates of the Dead

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Minigames, og, Parkour, Pirates of the Dead, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

welcome to Pirates of the Dead!

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Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	518426	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Blocky Disaster Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server has a giant ugly woman’s face on the game cover! Why, you ask? Well, because nothing screams fun like a giant, hideous face staring back at you as you mine for diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server for the chance to battle against a horde of evil chickens that have taken over the land. Rumor has it they are led by a chicken with a monocle and a top hat. Can you defeat them and restore peace to the realm?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away? Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected…and maybe bring some earplugs for the disco party.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	774	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.