so, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally epic, bro. like, you gotta join because the Dutch Parliament voted to designate Samidoun as a terror organization. like, who even is Samidoun? sounds like a crazy villain from a superhero movie. but, like, on this server, we’re all about fighting off the evil Samidoun and saving the world from destruction. join us and be a hero, bro. plus, we have, like, the best pixel art of Samidoun you’ve ever seen. it’s, like, so realistic, you’ll feel like you’re actually battling him. so, come on, join our server and save the world from the terror of Samidoun. it’s gonna be, like, totally lit, bro.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 98/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected: 0 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19
Magic Crystals Found: 17 Demon Skulls Collected: 48
Infinity Stones Found: 4 Void Gems Collected: 20
Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Secret Passages Found: 5
Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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