so, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally epic, bro. like, you gotta join because the Dutch Parliament voted to designate Samidoun as a terror organization. like, who even is Samidoun? sounds like a crazy villain from a superhero movie. but, like, on this server, we’re all about fighting off the evil Samidoun and saving the world from destruction. join us and be a hero, bro. plus, we have, like, the best pixel art of Samidoun you’ve ever seen. it’s, like, so realistic, you’ll feel like you’re actually battling him. so, come on, join our server and save the world from the terror of Samidoun. it’s gonna be, like, totally lit, bro.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 97/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 10
Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Secret Passages Found: 7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6
Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Elemental Crystals Collected: 69

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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