so, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally epic, bro. like, you gotta join because the Dutch Parliament voted to designate Samidoun as a terror organization. like, who even is Samidoun? sounds like a crazy villain from a superhero movie. but, like, on this server, we’re all about fighting off the evil Samidoun and saving the world from destruction. join us and be a hero, bro. plus, we have, like, the best pixel art of Samidoun you’ve ever seen. it’s, like, so realistic, you’ll feel like you’re actually battling him. so, come on, join our server and save the world from the terror of Samidoun. it’s gonna be, like, totally lit, bro.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 103/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
Lunar Scepters Activated: 6 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
Astral Amulets Crafted: 26 Gnome Villages Protected: 10

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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