so, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally epic, bro. like, you gotta join because the Dutch Parliament voted to designate Samidoun as a terror organization. like, who even is Samidoun? sounds like a crazy villain from a superhero movie. but, like, on this server, we’re all about fighting off the evil Samidoun and saving the world from destruction. join us and be a hero, bro. plus, we have, like, the best pixel art of Samidoun you’ve ever seen. it’s, like, so realistic, you’ll feel like you’re actually battling him. so, come on, join our server and save the world from the terror of Samidoun. it’s gonna be, like, totally lit, bro.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 95/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
Rune Stones Activated: 4 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
Wilderness Tamed: 6 Love Letters Sent: 17
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 25 Astral Staffs Crafted: 15

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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