so, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally epic, bro. like, you gotta join because the Dutch Parliament voted to designate Samidoun as a terror organization. like, who even is Samidoun? sounds like a crazy villain from a superhero movie. but, like, on this server, we’re all about fighting off the evil Samidoun and saving the world from destruction. join us and be a hero, bro. plus, we have, like, the best pixel art of Samidoun you’ve ever seen. it’s, like, so realistic, you’ll feel like you’re actually battling him. so, come on, join our server and save the world from the terror of Samidoun. it’s gonna be, like, totally lit, bro.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players: 101/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 23 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7
Buildings Constructed: 50 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Astral Projections Made: 1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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