so, like, u know how standing desks r like, supposed to be all healthy and stuff? well, turns out they might actually be bad for u. like, wut?? standing for more than 2 hours a day can make u get deep vein thrombosis and varicose veins. like, who knew standing could be so dangerous, amirite? so, like, come join our minecraft server where u can sit on ur butt all day and not worry about getting varicose veins. we even have virtual chairs so u can pretend ur sitting while u play. it’s like, the best of both worlds. so, like, join now before u end up with some weird vein disease from standing too much. #sitforlife #minecraft4life 🪑🎮

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
Divine Scrolls Written: 13 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6
Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Villages Defended: 12

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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