BlockyHurtHaven | New Minecraft Servers 2024

BoysBuildGirlsDont – Minecraft SMP

Behavior, Boys, BoysBuildGirlsDont, Communication, confusion, Cultural differences, DATING, emotions, Empathy, gender differences, Gender Roles, Girls, love, Minecraft, misunderstandings, Perspectives, Psychology, relationships, smp, social norms, society, Stereotypes, Understanding

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness and fun you can handle!

Join our server if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords. Girls will never understand the thrill of watching boys trying to build the tallest tower made entirely out of TNT, only to have it blow up in their faces (literally).

But that’s not all! We have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing sunglasses and disco balls. Girls will never understand why boys spend hours trying to tame these fashionable llamas just to have them throw a wild dance party every night.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and wacky as you are, join us now and prepare for the most insane adventures you’ve ever experienced in the blocky world!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Animals Bred:	174
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Falling into the Void:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

MineCraftWholesomeness

Acts of kindness, compassion, faith in humanity restored, Feel-Good, Good deed, heartening, Heartwarming, Humanity, inspiring, Kindness, MineCraftWholesomeness, Positive, Random act of kindness, Surprising, touching, unexpected kindness, unexpectedly wholesome, Uplifting, warm fuzzies, Wholesome, witnessed

Have you ever seen a creeper stop mid-explosion to give a hug instead? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to witness pigs flying, zombies doing the cha-cha, and villagers starting a boy band. Our server is so wholesome, even the Ender Dragon bakes cookies for newcomers. Don’t miss out on the wackiest and most heartwarming Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	483	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	5338	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

TribalTown: Indigenous Mayor Madness

ballot, Brazil, Community, Democracy, Diversity, election, empowerment, Government, indigenous, indigenous rights, leadership, madness, Mayor, Mayors, Multiculturalism, municipal officials, Politics, progress, record high, representation, social justice, south america, TribalTown

lol so like, this server is like the Brazil of Minecraft servers, bro. we got a record-high number of Indigenous mayors and other municipal officials, like, running the show. it’s cray cray, man. we’re all about increasing representation and making sure everyone’s rights are fulfilled, ya know? join us and be a part of this epic journey to equality and diversity in the Minecraft world. plus, our mayors throw the best parties, you don’t wanna miss out on that, trust me. come join us and let’s make history together, one block at a time. #IndigenousPower #PartyLikeAMayor

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9247	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Loud Trucks VS Drag Guys

acceptance, automotive culture, Diversity, DRAG, drag culture, Femininity, gay guys, Gender Identity, Gender norms, gender stereotypes, guys, intersectionality, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, loud, loud trucks, Masculinity, performance art, societal expectations, Stereotypes, straight guys, Truck Culture, Trucks

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you want a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a squirrel on a trampoline? Well, look no further, because this server is the bomb diggity! We’ve got more loud trucks than a monster truck rally, and let me tell you, straight guys go absolutely bananas for them. It’s like catnip for their manly souls.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, it’s like a disco ball on steroids. We’ve got more neon lights than a Las Vegas casino, and the party never stops. You’ll be dancing like a maniac in no time.

And don’t even get me started on the epic stories you’ll hear on this server. We’ve got tales of dragons, unicorns, and even a talking potato named Spud. It’s like a bedtime story on steroids, and you won’t be able to get enough.

So come on down to the craziest Minecraft server in town. Join us now and prepare for the wildest ride of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s get this party started, gamers!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

flairvanillamc

Adventure, Anarchy, BUILD, Community, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Farming, Griefing, Hardcore, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Sandbox, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Flair Vanilla – Enjoy a classic survival, anarchy like experience with minimal plugins. Griefing and farming are allowed. Join now and contribute to the community.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3090	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

When MC

Active Staff, build uhc, CartPvP, cheapest ranks, Custom Survival, dedicated PvP server, Diapot, Economy, Fair Gameplay, Gamemodes, Headsteal, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Minecraft, nethpot, Pagla MC, Pagla MC server, PvP, Regular Events, rupees 49, Skywars, Survival

Pagla MC is a Minecraft server with multiple gamemodes like Lifesteal, Survival, Custom Survival, Headsteal and much more.

Pagla MC also have a dedicated PvP server which have all main gamemodes like Nethpot, Diapot, Cartpvp, Build UHC and much more.

We have active staffs, fair gameplay, regular events and cheapest ranks starting from rupees 49 only…..

So don’t Forget To Join PAGLA MC

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	48	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Insane Gamer Minecraft Server

#gamer, coping with loneliness., depression, emotional well being, feeling like a freak, feeling like an outsider, feeling separate from humanity, INSANE, lack of friends, lack of girlfriend, Loneliness, loneliness and insanity, loneliness and mental health, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, relationships, seeking relationships, self esteem, self worth, Server, social anxiety, Social Connections, social isolation

Are you tired of being a lonely hermit in Minecraft? Join our server and make virtual friends who will never leave you! Our community is full of players who are just as socially awkward as you, so you’ll fit right in. Plus, rumor has it that if you build a pixelated girlfriend in-game, she’ll come to life and love you forever. Don’t miss out on the chance to escape reality and dive into a world where you can finally feel like you belong. Join now and say goodbye to your real-life loneliness!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Love Letters Sent:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Crab > Metaphor Minecraft SMP

Another Crab’s Treasure, art direction, better written, bloodstream contamination, crab, environmental issues, gameplay, Graphic design, metaphor, microplastics, Minecraft, narrative depth, ocean conservation, ocean pollution, pollution awareness, preachy, serious themes, smp, storytelling, ui design, video games, vomit-like UI

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like finding a diamond block in a sea of dirt! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and unexpected twists.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has more drama than a soap opera. From secret alliances to epic battles, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Plus, we have a treasure hunt like no other – forget about diamonds, we’re talking about finding Another Crab’s Treasure!

And don’t even get us started on the gameplay. It’s so good, it’ll make you question reality. Plus, our art direction is top-notch – you won’t find any vomit-like UI here, unlike that other server, Metaphor.

But wait, there’s more! Did we mention the secret underground society of players who control the fate of the server? Or the legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword? Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

TherapistGoneWild

Boundaries, cancer treatment, career path, comfort meals, Communication, compassion, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Empathy, friendship, meal train, mental health, Opinions, personal attacks, self-care, social media etiquette, Support, surgery recovery, Therapist, TherapistGoneWild, Therapy

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some wild and wacky adventures!

Picture this: you’re building a giant chocolate milkshake castle with your friends when suddenly, a 60-year-old former family friend named Cathy shows up and starts criticizing your choice of building materials. She rants about how your milkshake castle is too sugary and fatty, but little does she know, it’s actually made of virtual blocks and won’t affect your health at all!

But wait, there’s more! As you navigate through our server, you might come across a therapist NPC who gets offended if you question their career choice. Will you engage in a battle of wits with them, or will you simply block them and move on to more important quests, like finding the legendary diamond milkshake recipe?

Join our Minecraft server now for a chance to experience all this madness and more! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos in the world of blocks and pixels?

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Divine Spears Created:	30	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

OnceInALifetimeMinecraftSMP

enduring impressions, extraordinary visions, indelible images, indelible memories, lasting impressions, lasting memories, memorable events, once in a lifetime, OnceInALifetimeMinecraftSMP, one of a kind sightings., one time occurrences, Rare experiences, rare sightings, remarkable occurrences, singular encounters, singular moments, unforgettable encounters, unforgettable experiences, unforgettable moments, unforgettable sights, unique sightings

Have you ever seen a chicken riding a pig while wearing a top hat and singing the national anthem? No? Well, you clearly haven’t joined our Minecraft SMP yet! Our server is filled with wacky adventures and unforgettable moments that will leave you in stitches.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of llamas start breakdancing around you, dropping emeralds at your feet. Or how about the time when a herd of sheep organized a flash mob to celebrate your birthday? Yeah, that actually happened here.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness such absurdity and hilarity on a daily basis? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and prepare for a wild ride!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

OverheardOcelots

BIZARRE, Conversation, Curious, eavesdropping, gossip, Intriguing, long tail tag, Memory, odd, Overheard, OverheardOcelots, peculiar, Public, Random, Shocking.., Story, strange, unexpected, unforgettable, UNUSUAL, weird

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild circus on steroids!

Join us if you want to hear the craziest stories from players who have encountered flying pigs, dancing creepers, and even a secret society of llamas plotting world domination.

We guarantee you’ll never be bored with our server, where the weirdest thing you’ll overhear is probably someone trying to convince everyone that they can communicate with Endermen through interpretive dance. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	23

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

CraftyKoreaWarfare

Asia, Conflict, constitution, CraftyKoreaWarfare, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, Government, hostile state, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Korean Peninsula, korean war, military tensions, North Korea, North Korean government, Politics, President Moon Jae-in, reunification efforts, south korea, South Korean government

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than north and south korea combined! our constitution says that all players from other servers are ‘hostile states’ so get ready for some intense battles! build your own dictatorship and rule over your fellow players with an iron fist! who needs peace when you can have chaos and destruction? join now and experience the thrill of being a tyrant in the virtual world!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Farms Harvested:	664

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Sparky Welders – Eye Candy Videos

bright sparks, candy, Craftsmanship, diy, Eye, eye safety, eyesight protection, facebook, Helmets, metalworking, naked eye, protective gear, restoration, restoration videos, sparks, sparky, Videos, Viewers, Welders, Welding, welding helmets, welding techniques, welding videos

come join our epic minecraft server where the welders wear helmets made of diamonds to protect their eyes from the bright sparks of lava! we got so many crazy restoration videos of players turning dirt blocks into diamonds on facebook, you gotta watch it with your naked eye to fully appreciate the madness! join now and become a master welder of the minecraft world, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Toxo-Cat AnxietyCraft

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do u like cats? do u like parasites? do u like anxiety? well boy do we have the server for u! join our minecraft server where u can play with cute lil cats infected with the parasite Toxoplasma gondii! but wait, there’s more! not only will u be at risk for increased anxiety, but u also get a reduced risk of epilepsy! who knew a minecraft server could offer such health benefits? join now and let the cat-borne parasite take over your life!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2129	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Milkks Minecraft

activities, Anarchy, Chill, CPU, Cross-Play, Discord, Economy, Events, Factions, Fun, i7, Join, members, Milkk, Minecraft, Passion, PvE, PvP, RAM, Server, SSD, Storage, THRIVING, Updates, Vanilla, vanilla based

Milkk’s Minecraft is a chill vanilla-based minecraft server with a large variety of activities and chill members along with a thriving discord server. Milkk’s Minecraft is owned by Milkk, not me. This minecraft server is promoting the owner, Milkk but it is a passion for me so always expect fun events and updates!

Server Specifications; Allocated Ram: 28GB Total Ram: 32GB CPU: i7 Storage: 128GB SSD

Join now!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Love Letters Sent:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Enchantments Applied:	75	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9693
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1