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Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 2947 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
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