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Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 3233 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Buildings Constructed: | 49 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 11 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 20 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 5 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 35 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 5 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
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