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Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 1679 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 4 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
Dimension Hops: | 11 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
Falling into the Void: | 1 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
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