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Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 8913 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 283 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 27 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 8 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
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So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most absurd and wacky Minecraft world you’ve ever seen! And remember, the answer to your initial question is…uh…ask your mom. Yeah, let’s go with that.