BlockyHeartbreak | New Minecraft Servers 2024

GenderSwapMinecraftSMP

feminism, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender equality, Gender Identity, gender inequality, Gender issues, Gender norms, gender perception, gender perspective, gender reversal, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, gender transformation, GenderSwapMinecraftSMP, male privilege, Masculinity, sexism, societal expectations, toxic masculinity

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the grass is greener on the other side…literally! Join us if you want to experience the ultimate gender-bending adventure. Imagine a world where women suddenly become men in Minecraft – chaos ensues as they try to navigate their newfound masculinity. Will they survive the struggle of not being able to find their favorite shade of lipstick in the game? Will they be able to resist the urge to stop and ask for directions while mining for diamonds? Join us and find out!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of chickens plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the feathered rebels or fight against them to protect your precious loot? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable gender-swapping adventure you’ll ever encounter. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the opposite sex along the way. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your gender stereotypes at the door. See you in game!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Runes Activated:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

DigStraightDown

advice misconceptions, advice myths, advice pitfalls, advice that backfires, advice that disappoints, advice that doesn’t deliver, advice that doesn’t work, advice that fails, advice that falls flat, advice that falls short, advice that flops, advice that misses the mark, advice that underwhelms, advice to avoid, bad advice, common advice, DigStraightDown, ineffective advice, misguided advice, popular advice, unhelpful advice

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer the same old advice? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride where common advice like “don’t dig straight down” is thrown out the window. On our server, digging straight down actually leads you to a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long.

But that’s not all! Instead of avoiding lava, we encourage you to jump right in and swim around like it’s a hot tub. And forget about building shelters to protect yourself from monsters – on our server, the monsters are actually your best friends and will help you build the coolest castle in all of Minecraft.

So come join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about the game. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

PutinsBirthdayMC Server

Assignment, controversy, education, forced, Government, Happy Birthday, leader, Political, protest, Pupils, putin, PutinsBirthdayMC, RECORD, russia, Russian, School, Server, social media, Students, video messages, viral, wishing

So like, on this cray cray Minecraft server, you can join and pretend you’re a Russian pupil being forced to record a video message wishing Putin a happy birthday! It’s like, so random and hilarious, you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off! Plus, you can build a giant birthday cake for Putin and watch him blow out the candles in the virtual world. It’s like a party in your computer, but with more vodka and bears riding unicycles. Join now for the most bizarre and outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	53	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

WokeCraft: American Men Escape to Russia

American, American men, Cultural differences, cultural exchange, diplomatic relations, Escape, foreign policy, Gender Roles, global perspective, ideological differences, international relations, Masculinity, Men, migration options, political asylum, political beliefs, russia, Russian visas, sick of woke West, societal norms, traditional values, travel opportunities, visa applications, western society, WokeCraft

are you tired of being woke in the west? come join our minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and live in a world where russia welcomes you with open arms! build your own communist utopia or embrace your inner capitalist pig, the choice is yours!

we have vodka rivers, bear companions, and babushkas who will bake you delicious treats while you mine for diamonds. join us now and experience the true slav life in minecraft! da, comrade, da!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	87	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	65	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Sugar Rush City

AgRP neurons, AgRP neurons effects, city, diabetes in mice, diabetes risk, high-fat diet effects, high-fat diet risks, High-fat diets, hypothalamus, hypothalamus alterations, macronutrient effects, macronutrients, Mice, obesity, obesity in mice, obesity risk, Rush, Sugar, sugar and obesity., sugar effects

come join our wacky minecraft server where we eat ALL the high-fat foods to alter our hypothalamus like mice! but wait, it’s not just fat that’s the culprit, sugar is the REAL villain here! our AgRP neurons are going crazy with all the macronutrients we’re throwing at them. join us for a wild ride of obesity, diabetes risk, and insane food experiments! who needs a healthy diet when you can have this much fun in minecraft?!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Void Gems Collected:	11	New Chunks Explored:	568907
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

StalkerPE Minecraft server

ANOMALIES, armor, Artifacts, Crafts, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Faction Wars, Groups, Hunger, Laboratories, Loot, mcpe, Minecraftpe, Mutants, Npcs, Pirate, Quests, resource pack, Stalker, StalkerPE, Survival, Thirst, weapons

This server is hosted on the MinecraftPE 1.1.5 platform and is dedicated to the STALKER theme

ip: playstp.ru

port: 19132

version MCPE: 1.1.0 – 1.1.5

Our server has:

– Weapons and Armor System – Anomalies and artifacts from the detector – All locations from the Stalker game series – Mutants – Loot spawn in all locations – Laboratories and dungeons – Crafts and Economy – Events and various events from the administration and the server itself – Groups and Faction Wars – Capturing points that give an advantage to players from the group that captured the point – Thirst and Hunger – Quests and Dialogues with NPCs – Unique resource pack

The server has been continuously updated for 6 years and updates are released regularly.

The zone is full of secrets, explore it!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Emeralds Found:	1830
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mines Excavated:	3488
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Chink Does Weeb Minecraft Server

Anime, asian representation, chink, cultural appropriation, Cultural differences, discrimination, Diversity, double standards, entertainment industry, Flops, Globalization, japanese, Manga, Media, Minecraft, Overseas, pop culture, racism, Server, Stereotypes, success, weeb

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that is as wacky as a llama in a top hat.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were instantly transported to a land where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky. They couldn’t believe their eyes as they rode on the backs of dragons, battled giant chickens, and built castles made entirely of cheese.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can boogie down with the most fearsome creature in the land. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a group of villagers performing a synchronized swimming routine in a pool of lava.

So come on down to our server and join in on the madness! Who needs reality when you can have a Minecraft adventure like no other? Let’s make Minecraft weird again!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3535	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

The Battle Royale Minecraft SMP

battle, Bluey, Break, coping mechanism, Fight, mental break, mental exhaustion, mental fatigue, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental health resources, mental health support, mental health tips, mental recovery, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, Minecraft, noise cancelling, Recovery, Relaxation, Royale.., self-care, smp, stress relief

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate battle between players! We’ve had players so immersed in the game that they had to take a break by putting on Bluey (yes, the cartoon dog) and turning on noise cancelling headphones just to recover from the intense PvP matches. It’s like a virtual gladiator arena, but with blocks and pixelated swords. Trust us, you won’t find this level of adrenaline rush anywhere else. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4313	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Runes Activated:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

SassySibs Minecraft Server

bullying accusations, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, Family issues, half-sister drama, instigator, Minecraft, overzealous, Parent-child relationship, SassySibs, school accusations, school conflict, school drama, Server, sibling conflict, sibling drama, sibling rivalry, social drama, social dynamics, teenage behavior, teenage drama, teenage drama intervention

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is not allowed? Look no further than our server, where we have zero tolerance for instigators like “Maddie” and her crazy antics. Join us and escape the madness of real life, where you won’t have to deal with overzealous parents threatening to sue schools over locker room drama.

On our server, you can build your own world without the fear of being grounded for speaking your mind. No more confiscating phones or being called a brat for simply stating the obvious. Join us and let your creativity run wild, without the fear of being punished for being disrespectful.

So if you’re tired of dealing with family drama and just want to have some fun in a drama-free environment, join our Minecraft server today. Who needs real life drama when you can have a blast building and exploring with us? See you in the game!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Elemental Crystals Collected:	71	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	356
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

PreggoPanicCraft

celebration, Communication, communication breakdown, Confrontation, emotional reactions, emotional turmoil, family dynamics, family expectations, Family Support, in-person announcement, parents, PreggoPanicCraft, pregnancy announcement, pregnancy joy, pregnancy news, relationships, selective sharing, Understanding, upset feelings

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not allowed unless it’s in the form of epic battles between players! Join us and leave all your real-life family drama behind as you embark on exciting adventures in our virtual world.

Forget worrying about upsetting your mom because you didn’t tell her about your pregnancy first – on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is gathering resources to build the most epic base ever!

Join now and experience the thrill of exploring vast landscapes, battling fierce mobs, and maybe even starting your own virtual family with other players. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement you need right here in our Minecraft world?

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

WarCraftSMP: PointlessWars

aggression, Armistice, Battles, Bloodshed, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Conquest, Diplomacy, disputes, History, imperialism, international relations, Military, peace negotiations, pointless wars, PointlessWars, Political, Unnecessary, violence, War, WarCraftSMP, world history

Are you tired of boring old history lessons? Join our Minecraft SMP and witness the most epic and pointless wars in history! From the Great Potato War of 1853 (where two factions fought over the last potato in the land) to the Battle of the Ticklish Trees (where players waged war over who could tickle the most trees), our server is full of ridiculous conflicts just waiting for you to join in on the fun. So grab your sword, saddle up your pig, and get ready for some truly absurd battles on our server!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	92
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

MorningCraftFun

decluttering, Deep Breathing, efficient planning, gratitude practice, healthy breakfast, healthy habits, meditation, mindfulness, morning exercise, morning rituals, morning routine, MorningCraftFun, organization, positive affirmations, positive mindset, prioritizing tasks, Relaxation, self-care, stress-free mornings, Time management, time-saving tips

Tired of waking up to the same old boring routine every morning? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and start your day off right with a virtual breakfast buffet featuring pancakes that actually flip themselves and bacon that sizzles with excitement. Plus, our friendly community of players will serenade you with morning songs to help you ease into the day. Say goodbye to stressful mornings and hello to a world of wacky wonders on our server!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Animals Bred:	113	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Void Armor Forged:	11	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

NATO-Free Ukraine Minecraft Server

alliance membership, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Eastern Partnership, european union, foreign policy, government statement, international relations, military alliance, military cooperation, Minecraft, nato, NATOFree, opposition, PM Fico, political stance, regional stability, SECURITY, Server, Slovakia, SOVEREIGNTY, Ukraine

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, the best thing since sliced bread, i swear! like, you gotta join because, get this, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. yeah, you heard me right, llamas in freakin’ top hats!

and, like, if that’s not enough to make you wanna join, we also have a giant roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano. it’s like a thrill ride of epic proportions, dude. you gotta see it to believe it!

oh, and get this, our server is guarded by a team of ninja cats who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that try to mess with you. they’re like the ultimate protectors, man.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the most insane, wacky, and downright hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in minecraft. trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

ArcticCraft: PodiumGate

ArcticCraft, cultural diversity, cultural heritage, Danish Parliament, denmark, discrimination, Diversity, diversity in politics, exclusion, Greenland, greenlandic, indigenous languages, indigenous rights, Inuit, Inuit culture, Language, language preservation, Lawmaker, podium, PodiumGate, political representation, political speech

So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the Inuit lawmaker got kicked out of the Danish Parliament for only speaking in Greenlandic? I know, right?! That’s the kind of wild and wacky stuff that happens on this server!

Join us if you wanna be part of a community where anything can happen, like pigs flying or zombies doing the cha-cha. We’ve got so many cool features, like a secret underground disco party for creepers and a giant diamond castle where you can live like a Minecraft king or queen.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cake.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next Inuit lawmaker causing a ruckus in the Danish Parliament.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Crystal Screw Palace

Architecture, British History, construction, crystal, crystal palace, early construction techniques, engineering marvel, fast construction, glass structure, historical building, Industrial Revolution, innovative building methods, innovative design, landmark, London, Palace, rapid development, research, Screw, screw thread, standardization, study, victorian era

u ever wonder how dem ancient peeps built dem big ol’ buildings so fast? well dis server got da answer! we got dem secret ancient blueprints dat show how London’s Crystal Palace was built in like a day! turns out dey used da earliest-known building to use a standard screw thread! join dis server if u wanna learn dem ancient building techniques and build ur own palace in like 5 minutes! come on, don’t be a square, join da fun and build like a pro!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Towns Built:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1