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PreggoPurgeCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as this guy’s life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of evictions, cheating scandals, and paternity tests!

Build your own virtual drama as you navigate through relationships, pregnancies, and custody battles – all from the comfort of your blocky world. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the chaos firsthand in Minecraft?

Join now and create your own outrageous stories that will make this guy’s life look like a walk in the park. Don’t worry, we won’t judge – we’ll just provide a safe space for you to unleash all your virtual drama. Let the games begin!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Chimeras Created:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

ExLeftMe4MinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of dealing with exes who make you want to rage-quit IRL? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can build, mine, and craft your way to happiness without any ex drama! Trust us, there’s no room for heartbreak when you’re too busy fighting off creepers and building epic structures. Plus, rumor has it that diamonds are a girl’s best friend in this world, not some loser who can’t even remember your birthday. So come join us and leave your ex in the virtual dust where they belong!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8274	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Elemental Crystals Collected:	66	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Dimension Hops:	14	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Runes Activated:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

CraftyCraze: Build, Explore, Survive!

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Have you ever wanted to ride a pig into battle while wielding a diamond sword and wearing a suit made entirely of enchanted golden apples? Well, look no further because on our server, we make all your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

Join us for epic adventures where you can build a house out of exploding TNT blocks, tame a pack of wild wolves to do your bidding, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: the dragon has some killer moves).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out in a medieval arena. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a lance.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt and your diamond helmet falls off!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Magic Items Found:	2766
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95	Battle Standards Raised:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Hezbollah Havoc Minecraft Server

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lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we take down hezbollah with our epic building skills and diamond swords. the idf arabic spokesperson is leading the charge and warning all lebanese players to join us or face the consequences. build your own fortress and defend against the evil hezbollah mobs. join now for a wild ride full of explosions and epic battles. let’s show hezbollah who’s boss in this crazy minecraft world.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Gold Rush Gals Hide ‘n’ Seek

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yo yo yo come join our minecraft server where the craziest things happen like six women getting caught at the airport smuggling 84 gold bars hidden in their bodies! like who even does that?! we promise you won’t find any gold bars hidden in bodies on our server but you will find a ton of fun and chaos! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Blocky HR Fun Land

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So, like, listen up gamers! if u wanna join the most EPIC minecraft server in the whole universe, then u gotta come to our server! we got more diamonds than a rich grandma’s jewelry box and more creepers than a Justin Bieber concert!

Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We have the most OP weapons and armor, like, seriously, you’ll be slaying mobs left and right like a boss.

And don’t even get me started on our community events. We have epic build battles where you can show off your mad building skills and win some sick prizes. Plus, we have the craziest parkour courses that will test your skills and patience (in a good way, of course).

So, why should u join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and mystery. Rumor has it that there’s a portal to the Nether hidden somewhere in there. And if you’re lucky enough to find it, well, let’s just say things might get a little…hot.

So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry mobs). Join us now and become a part of the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Void Gems Collected:	28
Towns Built:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Arctic Ozone Measured at Highest Level Since 1979 Frosty Skyblock Empire

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Yo, you gotta join this server, man! It’s like, so lit, you won’t believe it! We got penguins riding polar bears, bro! And the igloos are made of diamond blocks, like whaaat?!

But wait, there’s more! The ice spikes biome is actually a secret portal to a dimension where snow golems rule the land and have epic snowball fights all day long.

And get this, the aurora borealis in the sky isn’t just for show, it actually gives you superpowers like flying and shooting ice beams from your eyes. It’s like being a superhero, but in Minecraft!

So come on, join us on this wild adventure where the Arctic Ozone is measured at the highest level since 1979, whatever that means. Just trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	173	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Simply Vanilla: Where chaos meets cream, without hacks or resets! EU server 1.20 with semi-anarchy fun.

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Server Name	Simply Vanilla
Overview	Anarchy with NO Hacking!
Online Since	2019
Discord Community	Strong and active
Rules	No hacking/duping allowed
Server IP	simplyvanilla.net
Discord	Join our Discord
Website	Visit our website
Map Size	10 TB+

FAQ

What is Simply Vanilla?

Simply Vanilla is an anarchy Minecraft server that does not allow hacking or duping. It has been online since 2019 and has a strong discord community with active players.

Can I escape spawn?

Yes, you can escape spawn by watching this video: Spawn Escape Video. Join today to escape spawn, make your starter base, make allies, betray, and conquer bases!

Are there any rules?

The server does not allow hacking or duping. Other than that, players are free to play as they wish in an anarchy environment.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
New Chunks Explored:	253202	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

‘They Tried’ Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further than our server, where we’ve got players attempting the impossible and failing hilariously. Watch as they try to build a house out of TNT or ride a pig off a cliff – it’s pure comedy gold! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of actual gameplay. Who needs to actually succeed when you can fail so spectacularly? Join us now and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

The Silent Hill 2 Devs – Minecraft SMP – Remake Lovers

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is run by the OG Silent Hill 2 developers who absolutely hated the remake and are here to show everyone how it’s done!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, like when our admin accidentally turned the entire server into a giant maze filled with creepers wearing clown costumes. Or when our moderator decided to start a chicken rebellion and now the entire server is overrun with clucking chaos.

But don’t worry, we also have epic build battles where players have to construct a castle using only dirt and cobblestone while being chased by a horde of angry llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our secret underground disco party where the skeletons are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server where the only rule is to expect the unexpected. Just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything can happen.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Secret Passages Found:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

ExCardNoExGF-BdayParty

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Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is between creepers and skeletons!

Our server is the perfect escape from messy divorces and absentee parents. No need to worry about signing birthday cards for your ex-wife, just focus on building the coolest virtual birthday party for your son, Noah!

Join us and leave the real world behind. Who needs a 34-year-old ex-wife accusing you of cheating with a 19-year-old intern when you can have fun mining for diamonds and crafting epic builds with your virtual friends?

Don’t be a jerk like Sarah, come join our server and let the virtual adventures begin!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Void Gems Collected:	16	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Holy Grails Found:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

GenderSwapMinecraftSMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the grass is greener on the other side…literally! Join us if you want to experience the ultimate gender-bending adventure. Imagine a world where women suddenly become men in Minecraft – chaos ensues as they try to navigate their newfound masculinity. Will they survive the struggle of not being able to find their favorite shade of lipstick in the game? Will they be able to resist the urge to stop and ask for directions while mining for diamonds? Join us and find out!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of chickens plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the feathered rebels or fight against them to protect your precious loot? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable gender-swapping adventure you’ll ever encounter. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the opposite sex along the way. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your gender stereotypes at the door. See you in game!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	93
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Gods Slained:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

DigStraightDown

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer the same old advice? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride where common advice like “don’t dig straight down” is thrown out the window. On our server, digging straight down actually leads you to a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long.

But that’s not all! Instead of avoiding lava, we encourage you to jump right in and swim around like it’s a hot tub. And forget about building shelters to protect yourself from monsters – on our server, the monsters are actually your best friends and will help you build the coolest castle in all of Minecraft.

So come join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about the game. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	1651
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

PutinsBirthdayMC Server

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So like, on this cray cray Minecraft server, you can join and pretend you’re a Russian pupil being forced to record a video message wishing Putin a happy birthday! It’s like, so random and hilarious, you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off! Plus, you can build a giant birthday cake for Putin and watch him blow out the candles in the virtual world. It’s like a party in your computer, but with more vodka and bears riding unicycles. Join now for the most bizarre and outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Magic Items Found:	6158	Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

WokeCraft: American Men Escape to Russia

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are you tired of being woke in the west? come join our minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and live in a world where russia welcomes you with open arms! build your own communist utopia or embrace your inner capitalist pig, the choice is yours!

we have vodka rivers, bear companions, and babushkas who will bake you delicious treats while you mine for diamonds. join us now and experience the true slav life in minecraft! da, comrade, da!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Farms Harvested:	715
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Farms Harvested:	707