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Players: 98/600 Votes: 4138
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found: 3066 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
Battle Standards Raised: 11 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
Orbs of Power Found: 9 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 21 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 6
Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a virtual rabbit hole of insanity!

Join us if you’ve ever Googled “how to train a unicorn” or “can cats fly airplanes”. Our server is a haven for all the weird and wacky searches you’ve ever made.

We have a secret underground bunker filled with talking llamas and a rollercoaster made entirely out of cheese. And don’t even get us started on the giant floating taco in the sky that rains down diamonds.

So if you’re ready to embrace the strange and dive headfirst into a world of pure chaos, then come join us on our server. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination!

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  • WeddingBlock Minecraft Server

    WeddingBlock Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/800 Votes: 2405
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Shadow Figures Spotted: 7
    Alien Abductions: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 8
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5270 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape family drama and ghosting drama in real life by building your dream world block by block!

    Join us if you want to avoid awkward family gatherings like weddings and RSVPs – we won’t force you to attend any in-game events!

    Our server is the perfect place to practice your avoidance skills and build epic structures to hide from your family drama. Plus, you can create your own rules and decide who gets to be a part of your virtual life.

    So, if you’re looking for a place to ghost without guilt, join our server now and leave all your real-life drama behind! Who needs family drama when you have a whole Minecraft world to explore?

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  • BroBroGriefGone2soon

    BroBroGriefGone2soon
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    Players: 93/400 Votes: 8239
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Magic Crystals Found: 20
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 8 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
    Crops Grown: 2199 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we promise you won’t find any backstabbing family members or scandalous love triangles like the one described above. Join us for a world of blocky adventures and pixelated fun, where the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a castle or a giant statue of a chicken. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll never have to worry about your brother-in-law’s new girlfriend stealing your diamonds. So come on in and leave the real world behind – we promise it’s a lot less complicated in here!

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  • Nitro Farm Fun!

    Nitro Farm Fun!
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    Players: 99/100 Votes: 1851
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 43 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8
    Mythical Relics Collected: 8 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 New Chunks Explored: 640617
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, liek, listen up gamers! u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server cuz we got da best farmland in da whole dang Huang-Huai-Hai Region, China! Our crops be growin’ so fast, it’s like magic! U gonna be rollin’ in dem diamonds in no time, trust me.

    But wait, there’s more! Our research shows dat dis farmland also helps reduce dem environmental impacts, like whoa! We’re savin’ da planet, one block at a time. So come on down and join us for some epic adventures and sustainable agriculture, cuz why not? Let’s get diggin’!

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  • Conquest [smp]

    Conquest [smp]
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    Players: 104/700 Votes: 5561
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 50 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 6 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Titanic Battles Fought: 27 Immortal Anvils Forged: 13
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server Name Conquest SMP
    Version 1.21
    Features Slimefun, Towny, custom enchantments, backpack upgrades, community events
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    Overview

    Conquest SMP offers a new era of Minecraft gameplay with a focus on technology, magic, and adventure. Experience the power of Slimefun, join a town in Towny, enhance your gear with custom enchantments, and take part in community events with a friendly and supportive player base.

    FAQ

    What is Slimefun?

    Slimefun is a plugin that transforms Minecraft into a whole new experience by introducing technology and magic. Craft advanced machines, explore new enchantments, and delve into unique crafting systems.

    How do backpack upgrades work?

    Backpack upgrades allow you to expand your inventory space with customizable backpacks that can be upgraded over time. Carry more items on your mining expeditions, store crafting materials, or hoard all your loot with ease.

    What are custom enchantments?

    Custom enchantments go beyond the vanilla experience by offering unique abilities to your gear. Enhance your weapons and armor with enchantments like fire resistance, increased speed, and better durability to tailor your playstyle.

    Can I automate tasks on the server?

    Yes, you can create machines to automate resource generation, crafting, farming, and defense. Set up workshops with energy generators, compressors, and smelting factories to power your advancements and make your gameplay more efficient.

    What is the community like on Conquest SMP?

    The server has a welcoming community of players ranging from beginners to seasoned veterans. Team up, trade, and make friends while participating in community events, challenges, and contests. Share tips, collaborate, and enjoy the adventure together!

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  • Enchanted Isles 1.20.5

    Enchanted Isles 1.20.5
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    Players: 105/800 Votes: 1809
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5
    Dimension Hops: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Chimeras Created: 2
    Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Titanic Battles Fought: 28
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Votes: 9354

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! This Minecraft server is like that awkward first date where you prematurely explode like a volcano! But hey, that’s the fun of it! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that time when I lost my virginity and my dignity in one fell swoop. You never know what might happen next on this server, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t be bored! So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that’ll make you question your life choices!

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  • SisILawNoSnitchDaughterWithMe

    SisILawNoSnitchDaughterWithMe
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    Players: 96/500 Votes: 2293
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Dragons Tamed: 4
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Secret Passages Found: 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Legendary Scepters Created: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of college life? Look no further than our server, where we offer a pressure-free environment just like we did for my niece! Need a break from the stresses of school? Come join us, drink some virtual wine, and let it all out. And don’t worry, we won’t tell your parents where you are – unless they ask, of course!

    Just like how I didn’t want to deal with my niece’s mom going off on us, we won’t make you deal with any drama on our server. Join us for a fun and relaxing time, and leave the real world behind. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic? So come on, join us and escape the madness of everyday life – no scathing text messages allowed!

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  • 30YearsAgoThisMadeNoSense Minecraft SMP

    30YearsAgoThisMadeNoSense Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 103/900 Votes: 434
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Demon Skulls Collected: 14 Wyrmholes Dug: 6
    Mythical Quests Completed: 36 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 37
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 8
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Chimeras Created: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha! Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is like, “Whoa, this place is wild, bro!”

    Join us for epic adventures, like riding llamas into battle against evil villagers, or building a rollercoaster that goes straight to the Nether! We’ve got custom plugins that let you shoot fireworks out of your butt and turn chickens into disco-dancing divas. Plus, our community is so wacky, you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off 24/7.

    So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest, most bonkers Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, on our server, the only rule is: there are no rules! Let’s get this bread, gamers!

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  • CraftyTimeTraveler

    CraftyTimeTraveler
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    Players: 108/300 Votes: 3521
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Treasure Maps Found: 6 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Epic Shields Constructed: 10
    Crystal Wands Charged: 8 Cozy Campfires Lit: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, future Minecraft pro! If I could call myself five years ago, I would tell myself to join this epic Minecraft server ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a group of super intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of building pixelated masterpieces with their beaks. You won’t believe the insane structures they’ve created!

    2. We have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where players can show off their best dance moves and win virtual prizes. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this funky fun!

    3. Our server is home to a legendary player known only as “The Block Whisperer.” Rumor has it that they can communicate with the blocks themselves and make them do their bidding. Join us and witness this Minecraft magic firsthand!

    So, future Minecraft pro, don’t waste another second. Join our server and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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  • SnowyNakedTorture

    SnowyNakedTorture
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    Players: 109/300 Votes: 429
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 8
    Buildings Constructed: 25 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 28 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 15 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Divine Scrolls Written: 15 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian female pows are not tortured but instead given diamond armor and paraded through the snow by russian troops as a sign of peace and friendship. u can witness this insane event every day at 3pm sharp. join now for a chance to be a part of this historic moment and maybe even get some free diamonds along the way. trust us, it’s totally worth it.

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  • Pixel Space Odyssey 1.21

    Pixel Space Odyssey 1.21
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    Players: 106/100 Votes: 1873
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 15
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14 Magic Wands Crafted: 21
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7 Mythical Swords Crafted: 98
    Divine Spears Created: 24 Crops Grown: 1995
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 4
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 45

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows where you can build your wildest dreams and battle evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

    The admins are like wizards who grant wishes and the players are all super cool and funny, like imagine a llama wearing sunglasses riding a pig, that’s the vibe of this server.

    You can ride dragons, explore hidden dungeons, and even have dance parties with creepers. Plus, there’s a secret underground club where you can chill with the Endermen and sip on potions.

    So come join us and let your imagination run wild, because on this server, anything is possible, even if it doesn’t make any sense at all.

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  • Whispering Creeper Hideout

    Whispering Creeper Hideout
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    Players: 92/900 Votes: 5914
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 384 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Zombie Dances: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo yo yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server out there! We got poi threads for days, and Unagi’s are totally welcome to join the party. But listen up, no skellys allowed! If you’re down for some wild and wacky adventures, then hop on in and let’s get this party started! Join now and let’s get this poi thread going!

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  • CraftyAssholeLand

    CraftyAssholeLand
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    Players: 103/900 Votes: 7591
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Alien Abductions: 2
    Rainbows Spotted: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 14
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9 Curse of Binding Applied: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being called lazy by your significant other for not finding something they misplaced? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be searching for is diamonds, not lost items! Our community is filled with players who appreciate your efforts and won’t insult you for taking a break. Plus, our virtual dishes are always magically clean, so you can focus on building your dream world without any unnecessary drama. Come join us and leave the real-life arguments behind!

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  • EuroCraft: UK PM’s Army

    EuroCraft: UK PM’s Army
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    Players: 98/400 Votes: 6422
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 34 Immortal Anvils Forged: 19
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 13 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u kno how there’s this minecraft server where u can build stuff and fight monsters and stuff? well, this server is like, totally epic cuz the owner is a wizard who can summon dragons and unicorns to protect ur builds.

    also, rumor has it that if u join this server, u will gain superpowers and be able to fly around like a superhero. plus, there’s a secret underground lair where u can find hidden treasures and diamonds galore.

    oh, and did i mention that the owner is actually a time traveler from the future who knows all the secrets of the universe? yea, he’s gonna teach u how to bend reality and create ur own dimension within the game.

    so, like, come join this server and be a part of the most insane adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

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  • BlockyBoobieBash: Early-Onset Epidemic

    BlockyBoobieBash: Early-Onset Epidemic
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    Players: 96/100 Votes: 7482
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 113 Haunted Chests Opened: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring stuff? Well, come join our server and experience the wildest, craziest adventures you’ve ever seen!

    We got so much crazy stuff happening on our server, you won’t even believe it! Like, did you know that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent chickens who are trying to take over the world? Yeah, it’s true! And they’ve got all sorts of wacky quests and challenges for you to complete to prove your worthiness to join their chicken army.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking llamas who have mastered the art of llama jousting. That’s right, you can saddle up on your trusty llama steed and challenge other players to epic jousting battles for glory and honor!

    And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we’ve also got a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and other rare goodies just waiting to be discovered. But be warned, the chest is guarded by a ferocious pack of zombie kittens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get attacked by zombie kittens, that is).

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