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Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 3136 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 42 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 24 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
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We got crazy mini-games where u gotta fight off evil mobs dat represent cancer cells, and if u win, u get a potion of immortality! Plus, we got a secret hidden level where u can find da Fountain of Youth and become forever young!
So, what u waiting for? Join dis epic Minecraft server and say goodbye to cancer forever! Let’s game our way to immortality, baby!