BlockyCancerPreventer | New Minecraft Servers 2025

DoubleBarrelDude

Disrespect, double barrel name, DoubleBarrelDude, emasculating, family connections, family name, Identity, identity crisis, last name, Marriage, surname, unique name, Wedding, wedding planning

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2777
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Dragons Tamed:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1504	Astral Projections Made:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	28

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your future double barrel name? Look no further! Join our server and experience the craziest adventures this side of the block world.

Imagine a world where taking a double barrel name is not only accepted but encouraged! Our server is all about embracing your unique identity, whether it’s with a double barrel name or a diamond sword named after your pet chicken.

But beware, not everyone is on board with the double barrel name trend. Just like in real life, there are players who will try to convince you that a double barrel name is “insulting” or “emasculating.” But fear not, on our server, you can stand tall (or as tall as a blocky character can) and proudly rock your double barrel name like the boss you are.

So why wait? Join our server today and let your double barrel name flag fly high! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a fellow player who shares your love for both their family name and their Minecraft skills. It’s a match made in blocky heaven!

USProtestWatch Minecraft SMP

activism, citizen journalism, Civil unrest, current events, demonstrations, freedom of speech, government transparency, grassroots movements, mainstream media, marginalized voices, Media bias, media blackout, Minecraft, news coverage, political activism, political dissent, protest coverage, PROTESTS, public outcry, smp, social justice, us news, USProtestWatch

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2799
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Mythical Swords Crafted:	91
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Votes:	921

OMG guys, you need to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s lit AF. We got llamas riding pigs, flying squids, and even a secret underground base full of diamond blocks. And get this, the server owner is actually a wizard who can turn creepers into kittens with just a flick of his wand.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their army of iron golems. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples somewhere in the Nether.

So if you want to join in on the madness, come on over and join us. Just be prepared for the chaos and mayhem that awaits you. And remember, always watch out for those sneaky Endermen who like to steal your blocks when you’re not looking. It’s a wild ride, but it’s totally worth it. See you in the game, fellow gamers!

PlyCrafters United

bathroom essentials, bathroom essentials shopping, bathroom etiquette, bathroom habits, bathroom necessities, bathroom products, consumer behavior, eco-friendly options, household supplies, personal hygiene, PlyCrafters, purchasing habits, single ply toilet paper, sustainability in the bathroom, toilet paper brands, toilet paper choices, toilet paper debate, toilet paper preferences, toilet paper quality, toilet paper rolls, toilet paper stock, United

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2225
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Void Gems Collected:	33
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Emeralds Found:	3659	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Are you tired of living in a world where people settle for single ply toilet paper? Then join our Minecraft server where we only use the softest, fluffiest toilet paper in the land! Our server is a magical place where unicorns roam freely and rainbows shoot out of creepers when you defeat them. Plus, all players receive a diamond toilet paper roll upon joining because we believe in living a life of luxury, even in the virtual world. So come join us and say goodbye to single ply toilet paper forever!

VeggieCraft: No More Meat!

cholesterol levels, cholesterol management, cholesterol reduction, health benefits, Healthy Eating, heart health, LDL cholesterol, meat, meat substitutes, nutrition, plant based diet, plant-based alternatives, plant-based lifestyle, plant-based nutrition, plant-based proteins, study, sustainable eating, total cholesterol, vegetarian diet, VeggieCraft, weight, weight loss

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	265
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Emeralds Found:	7008
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Potions Brewed:	68
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	101	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3

so, like, u know how u wanna be all healthy and stuff but u also wanna play minecraft all day? well, dis server is da answer to ur prayers! we got all da plant-based alternatives u need to reduce ur total cholesterol, LDL cholesterol, and even lose some weight while u build ur epic minecraft creations! join us and become the healthiest minecraft player ever! plus, we got a secret potion dat makes u run faster than a speeding bullet in da game! u won’t find dat anywhere else, trust me. so come on, join us and let’s get fit and build some crazy stuff together!

CoronaCraft Survival

Community, Content Creator, CoronaCraft, Datapacks, Discord, Donors, Events, Farms, Giveaways, Griefs, player, Roles, shopping district, smp, Stream, Survival, Technical, thefts, Uptime, Video, voice chat, Website

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9165
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	4

Overview of CoronaCraft Minecraft Server

Server Name	CoronaCraft
Members	200 members
Season	8th season
Website	Website Link
Discord	Discord Link

Server Features:

Custom Advancements.
Dynmap and DiscordSRV integration.
Bedrock Crossplay.
Expansive Shopping District.
Proximity Voice Chat In-game.
Server Events.
Custom Roles.
Server perks for donors.
Friendly and helpful community.
Community Projects all the time.
Giveaways.
24/7 Server Uptime.
Plugins to prevent thefts/griefs without ruining the vanilla feel.
Player/Mob/Mini Block heads to add more to the original gameplay.
Crafting Tweaks.
Many other quality of life plugins + datapacks.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: How do I join CoronaCraft?

A: You can join the server by visiting the website or joining the Discord server.

Q: Is CoronaCraft beginner-friendly?

A: Yes, we are accepting of everyone and have a friendly and helpful community.

Q: Are there any server events in CoronaCraft?

A: Yes, we have regular server events for the community to participate in.

Q: Can I play on CoronaCraft if I am a content creator or technical player?

A: Yes, CoronaCraft is content-creator and technical player friendly, so you can stream, make videos, or engage in technical gameplay on the server.

Mystic Isles – Adventure awaits 1.21

Adventure, Awaits, Corpos, Favorite, indies, Isles, mystic, offtopic, Purple, Report, shitposting, trolling, Uoh, UOH ToT, Uoooooh Global, Vtubers

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2922
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	8350
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11

Yo, bros and broettes! Come join this epic Minecraft server, where you can build and chill with your favorite /uoh/ vtubers! From the biggest corpos to the tiniest indies, we got ’em all!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a purple edition going on! Who doesn’t love purple, am I right? It’s the color of royalty, yo!

And don’t forget to report any shitposting, trolling, or offtopic stuff. We keep it real here, no time for nonsense! So come on down and let’s have a blast together!

PiggyCraft: Blame the Villager

5 year old, AITAH, behavioral issue, Blame, class address, gated area, kindergarten, main car park, outsiders opinion, Parent, Pick up, PiggyCraft, pouring rain, relationship with teacher, safety issue, shock, slip past, stern word, Teacher, Teacher blaming, Upset, upset parent, villager, walking into carpark unsupervised, wandering

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3565
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	7905
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep your child safe from wandering into dangerous situations like a busy car park? Look no further than our server! Our vigilant staff will make sure your child stays within the designated play areas at all times.

Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of rescuing your child from perilous situations in a virtual world! Who knows, maybe you’ll even have to have a stern word with your child’s Minecraft teacher for not keeping a close eye on them.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to protect your child from virtual dangers and potential behavioral issues in our Minecraft server. Join today and let the adventures begin!

Professional Block Breaker

BLOCK, Breaker, career, EMBARRASSMENT, job hunting, Job Interview, job loss, job market, Job Search, Job Seeker, Jobless, jobless benefits, jobless claims, jobless claims report, jobless growth, Jobless rate, jobless recovery, jobless recovery plan, jobless stigma, PROFESSIONAL, response, unemployed, unemployment

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8953
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Oh, honey, forget about real life jobs and come join our Minecraft server! We have a thriving economy where you can become a virtual billionaire selling virtual dirt! Who needs a real job when you can be the king of the pixelated world?

And don’t worry about being unemployed, on our server, we value creativity and resourcefulness. In fact, we once had a player who built an entire mansion out of nothing but virtual cheese blocks! Now that’s talent!

So next time someone asks you what you do for a living, just tell them you’re a professional block builder on the most epic Minecraft server in existence. Trust us, they’ll be jealous!

ER Escape – Pandemic Edition

Covid-19 pandemic, Edition, emergency care, emergency department, ER visits, Escape, healthcare data, healthcare management, healthcare outcomes, healthcare statistics, healthcare system, healthcare trends, healthcare utilization, leaving before recommended, medical recommendations, pandemic, pandemic effects, pandemic impact, patient behavior, patient safety, post-pandemic, rise in patients, U.S patients

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5591
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Villages Defended:	19

so, like, u know how the world is all crazy with this covid-19 thing, right? well, guess what, our minecraft server is like the ER of the gaming world, except u won’t wanna leave, even if ur doctor says so! we’ve had over 721 million players visit us from 2016 to 2021, and like 194 million of them were like “nah, i’m good, i’ll just stay here forever.” so come join us and never leave, cuz who needs real life when u can have minecraft, right? come for the blocks, stay for the chaos!

Crafted Explorers

Adventure, armor, Biomes, blocks, crafted, Experience, Exploration, Explorers, Fun, Join, Journey, Modded, Mods, new, Open, others, Play, Server, Space, things, Tools, try, Welcoming

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5970
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Crafted Explorers Minecraft Server

Crafted Explorers is a modpack that’s ever changing by the season, currently centered around cobblemon with lots of fun mods to play with along the journey!

Theres lots for you to do, more blocks, armor, tools and many biomes to explore! There is also a server up where you can join and play with others. It’s an open and welcoming space to anyone wanting the SMP modpack experience of adventure, exploration and trying new things!

For more information and to join the community, check out our Discord: https://discord.com/invite/sWW7gSDSr4

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is Crafted Explorers modpack?	Crafted Explorers is a modpack for Minecraft that is constantly changing and currently centered around cobblemon with various fun mods.
What can I do in the modpack?	There are more blocks, armor, tools, and biomes to explore in the modpack. Additionally, there is a server where you can play with others.
How can I join the Crafted Explorers community?	You can join the community by joining the Discord server at https://discord.com/invite/sWW7gSDSr4

Night Drive Minecraft 1.20.6

1.20.6, alcohol, alcohol abuse, alcohol-related incidents, consequences, criminal behavior, dangerous choices, DRIVE, driving under the influence, driving while impaired, drunk driving, DUI, impaired driving, intoxicated driving, irresponsible actions, law enforcement, legal issues, Minecraft, night, poor decision making, Public Safety, reckless behavior, risky behavior, safety hazards

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5502
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Secret Passages Found:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Ores Mined:	2102
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

Yo, bro, forget about driving drunk, join our Minecraft server instead! Why risk getting a DUI when you can be building epic structures and battling creepers with us? Plus, our virtual drinks are always free and won’t land you in jail. So come on, hop on our server and let’s get crafting!

WifelessCraft

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, communication problems, coping mechanisms, couples therapy, emotional baggage, hiding information, Insecurity, insecurity in relationships, online friends, past experiences, past trauma, personal boundaries, relationship dynamics, relationship struggles, Therapy, trust issues, trustworthiness, unresolved issues, voice chat, WifelessCraft

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2274
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like a pro! Need a break from your paranoid partner who doesn’t want you talking to anyone? Look no further, because on our server, everyone is your friend (even the creepers)!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your dream world without any restrictions. No need to hide your online friendships here, because we encourage socializing and teamwork!

Therapy sessions not going well? No problem! Our server is the ultimate stress-reliever, where you can unleash your creativity and have a blast with like-minded players.

So come on, join us and leave the real world behind. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft? Let’s build some virtual bridges and leave the drama at the door!

Minecraft Mayhem: Russian Navy BBQ

accident, bbq, Crisis, emergency, Fire, international news, maritime disaster, maritime safety, MAYHEM, Mediterranean, mediterranean sea, Military, Minecraft, naval fleet, naval incident, naval operations, Naval vessels, naval warfare, Navy, russia, Russian, Russian navy, Tragedy, Vessels, Warships

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5921
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Star Shards Collected:	54
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S LIT AF? WELL, LISTEN TO THIS INSANE STORY – THREE RUSSIAN NAVY VESSELS WERE BURNING IN THE MEDITERRANEAN AT THE SAME TIME, AND YOU KNOW WHAT? THAT’S NOTHING COMPARED TO THE CRAZINESS YOU’LL EXPERIENCE ON OUR SERVER!

JOIN US FOR EPIC BATTLES, WILD ADVENTURES, AND UNLIMITED FUN! BUILD YOUR OWN CASTLE, EXPLORE MYSTERIOUS CAVES, AND MAKE FRIENDS WITH TALKING LLAMAS (YES, THEY EXIST HERE)!

WE’VE GOT CUSTOM MINIGAMES, CRAZY EVENTS, AND A COMMUNITY THAT’S AS WACKY AS THEY COME! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND LET’S MAKE SOME MEMORIES TOGETHER! #YOLO #MINECRAFT4LIFE

EddyCraft: Windy Waters and Wacky Weather

atmospheric influence, atmospheric winds, circular currents, climate patterns, climate research, complex weather patterns, EddyCraft, marine science, marine weather, ocean circulation, ocean currents, ocean dynamics, ocean eddies, ocean weather, oceanography, oceanography research, Wacky, water currents, water patterns, Waters, weather, weather patterns, wind influence, wind patterns, windy

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5086
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	7894	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

so, like, did you know that on this minecraft server, the atmospheric winds actually influence the ocean eddies? like, they make these crazy circular currents of water that are, like, 100 kilometers wide. it’s, like, totally mind-blowing, dude. and, like, the ocean’s weather patterns are, like, way more complex than we thought. it’s, like, a whole new level of minecraft awesomeness. you gotta join this server, man. it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before. come on, don’t be a noob. join us and experience the insanity for yourself. you won’t regret it, bro.

TheosisMC

Additions, auction house, Bases, chests, Coins, crowbar, Currency, Custom Items, Farms, GRIEFED.., Hardcore, Monsters, multiplayer, Players, premium rank, Soup of Life, theosismc, trade system, trusted members, Tweaks, Vanilla

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	979
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Villages Defended:	11	Dragons Tamed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

TheosisMC Server Overview

Features
Player-driven economy
Land claiming system
Custom items: Crowbar and Soup of Life
Non-pay-to-win

Joining the Server

Server Address: play.theosismc.com

If unable to add a server directly, add “TheosisMC” as a cross-platform friend.

Discord Server: https://discord.gg/fmwvGGR

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question: Can I join the server using Bedrock Edition?

Answer: Yes, TheosisMC supports both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition.

Question: How do I make money on the server?

Answer: Players earn coins by looting chests and killing monsters, which can be used for trading with other players.

Question: What happens if I die as a claim owner?

Answer: If a claim owner dies, their claims are deleted, so be careful!

Question: Are the custom items available for purchase?

Answer: Yes, the Crowbar and Soup of Life can be purchased from in-game shops.

Question: Is the VIP rank pay-to-win?

Answer: No, the VIP rank on TheosisMC only provides cosmetic perks and does not give any competitive advantage.

Players:	109/800	Votes:	6866
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Divine Spears Created:	13
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Zombie Dances:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Undead Armies Raised:	1