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Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 90/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 13
Unicorn Sightings: 0 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 24
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 2
Infernal Machines Built: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7
Underground Cities Explored: 4 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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