Updated November 21, 2024
Players: | 110/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 19 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 186 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 26 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
Ores Mined: | 1504 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
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