Come join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time! Unlike a public indoor swimming pool, we promise no five-year-old boys will be commenting on your height or checking you out in the shower. Our virtual world is a safe space where you can build, explore, and have fun without any awkward encounters with moms who think it’s okay for their kids to make you feel uncomfortable. Plus, we have a strict no-body-commenting policy, so you can game in peace without worrying about being judged. Join us now and escape the real world craziness for a truly epic Minecraft adventure!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 102/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 27
Forbidden Relics Collected: 8 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
Crops Grown: 4159 New Chunks Explored: 381515
Mineshafts Explored: 4 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
Crystal Wands Charged: 12 Runes Activated: 5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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