Come join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time! Unlike a public indoor swimming pool, we promise no five-year-old boys will be commenting on your height or checking you out in the shower. Our virtual world is a safe space where you can build, explore, and have fun without any awkward encounters with moms who think it’s okay for their kids to make you feel uncomfortable. Plus, we have a strict no-body-commenting policy, so you can game in peace without worrying about being judged. Join us now and escape the real world craziness for a truly epic Minecraft adventure!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 104/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14
Reality Warps Survived: 0 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 13

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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