Come join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time! Unlike a public indoor swimming pool, we promise no five-year-old boys will be commenting on your height or checking you out in the shower. Our virtual world is a safe space where you can build, explore, and have fun without any awkward encounters with moms who think it’s okay for their kids to make you feel uncomfortable. Plus, we have a strict no-body-commenting policy, so you can game in peace without worrying about being judged. Join us now and escape the real world craziness for a truly epic Minecraft adventure!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 107/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
Crystal Caves Mapped: 7 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
Goblin Markets Raided: 5 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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