Are you tired of getting harassed in real life? Well, our Minecraft SMP is the perfect escape! Join us and leave all those creepy encounters behind. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without worrying about unwanted advances. Plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end. So come join us and leave those real-life creeps in the dust!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 104/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights: 4 Divine Relics Bestowed: 8
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Gods Slained: 2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
Holy Grails Found: 4 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
Farms Harvested: 857 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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