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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 102/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 7
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Secret Passages Found: 6
Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6
Divine Spears Created: 30 Unicorn Sightings: 0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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