BlockyBonerQuests | New Minecraft Servers 2024

CraftyNiji: Where Nijisanji EN meets Minecraft madness!”/”NijiCraft: Where Vtubers and blocks collide in chaos!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of Endermen on a caffeine high? Look no further than our server, where the chaos never stops!

Join us and team up with the Nijisanji EN crew as they battle creepers and build epic structures. Want to see Petra Gurin ride a pig off a cliff? You got it! How about Rosemi Lovelock and Petra Gurin starting a llama racing league? Only on our server!

But that’s not all – we’ve got Ethyria, where Millie Parfait leads an army of chickens into battle against the evil forces of the Nether. And over in ILUNA, Maria Mari0nette hosts a weekly fashion show featuring armor made entirely of diamonds.

If that’s not enough to entice you, just know that on our server, the only rule is to have fun. So come join us and let your imagination run wild – just watch out for those pesky discordfags and falseflaggers, they’re scarier than a pack of zombie pigmen!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

PowerCraft: Where Creepers Rock Out and Endermen Shred! \m/

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$PowerCraft: Where Creepers Rock Out and Endermen Shred! \m/$

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no epic power metal vibes? Look no further, because our server is here to rock your blocky world! Join us for epic battles against dragons, where the soundtrack is nothing but shredding guitars and soaring vocals.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Sword of Shred, rumored to have been forged in the fires of a power metal concert and imbued with the power to slay any foe with a killer guitar solo.

So if you’re ready to rock out while building your blocky empire, join us on our server and prepare to headbang your way to victory!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Pixel Pals: Where Creepers are the Least of Your Worries

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a wooden pickaxe? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

Our server is so epic that Notch himself logs on just to marvel at our creations. Rumor has it that Herobrine even asked for our autograph!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can ride llamas into battle, build a house out of enchanted golden apples, and tame a dragon to be your loyal steed. Plus, every hour on the hour, we have a dance party at spawn where all the mobs bust out their best moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. Let’s get crafting, baby!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Mines Excavated:	3493	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	New Chunks Explored:	631922
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

CraftyMemes – #420

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where fags are not welcome! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of fags tried to join our server and they were promptly struck by lightning and turned into pigs. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest of rare Minecraft mobs, the Rainbow Llama. Legend has it that if you find and tame one, it will grant you three wishes. Just be careful what you wish for, because one player wished for unlimited diamonds and ended up buried alive in a mountain of them.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our custom boss, the Derpy Ender Dragon. This dragon has a special ability to shoot rainbow fireballs that turn your character into a dancing chicken for 30 seconds. It’s a real hoot!

So come join our server, where the only thing more outrageous than our stories is the amount of fun you’ll have. Just remember, no fags allowed!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Towns Built:	2
Star Shards Collected:	287	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Crops Grown:	9057
Secret Passages Found:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

RamenCraft: Where Miyazaki’s Ramen Meets Ghibli’s Creativity

animation, Anime, ARTISTRY, Cinema, creativity, Culinary, culinary artist, Director, filmmaker, Food, Ghiblis, hayao miyazaki, iconic, Japanese culture, japanese film, Legendary, Master, meets, Miyazakis, Noodles, ramen, RamenCraft, storytelling, studio ghibli

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, Hayao Miyazaki himself makes ramen at Studio Ghibli! That’s right, you can chow down on delicious noodles while building your dream world in Minecraft.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you build a giant Totoro statue, it will come to life and dance around your world, bringing joy to all who see it. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a real-life Catbus roaming the server, ready to take you on a magical adventure.

So why settle for a boring old server when you can join us and experience the whimsical world of Studio Ghibli in Minecraft? Come for the ramen, stay for the magic – join us today!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Anon’s Epic Pixel Playground: Server No. 916791832

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding giant chickens, or test your parkour skills in our lava-filled obstacle course. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the one to uncover its fluffy secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for the flying cows…they’re a bit moody.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

CraftyCatfish: Where you can reel in friendships and build epic adventures!

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can find love in unexpected places? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all the catfishers out there who want to reel in some unsuspecting players. With a whopping 97% of guys in Turkey showing homosexual tendencies, you’re bound to find your virtual soulmate here. And don’t even get us started on Germany with 75% – talk about a sausage fest! Join us and see just how many hearts you can break (or steal) in this wild world of Minecraft love connections. Who needs Tinder when you’ve got our server?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	47

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Blocky Blunders: Where Realizations Are Awful But Hilarious

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Are you tired of trying to impress real-life women and failing miserably? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is filled with virtual girlfriends who will never reject you! Our Vtuber companions will provide all the feminine energy you need without any of the drama. Join now and say goodbye to awkward dates and hello to pixelated love! Who needs real-life when you have virtual waifus waiting for you in our server? Join us and let the virtual romance begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Crafty McLaughington’s LOL Shack

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with exploding cows, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Join our quest to find this elusive creature and become the richest player in all of Minecraft!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cake. That’s right, cake houses, cake trees, even cake zombies! Join us on this sugar-filled adventure and satisfy your sweet tooth while building the craziest creations you can imagine.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Crops Grown:	5666
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Crafty Catastrophe Crew: Emergency LOLz Edition

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a lava pit? Look no further than our server, where we deliver instructions and heads up notices to major places like schools and hospitals…in-game, of course! Rumor has it that one-way flights to America are being booked, but don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of virtual passports ready for you to escape the chaos. And watch out for Hezbollah, who have apparently started their attack to soften up the target for Iran’s finisher…or maybe they’re just trying to steal your diamonds. Join us for a wild ride filled with explosions, secret missions, and maybe even a creeper or two!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

CraftyFantasy – Where Minecraft meets Final Fantasy XIV in the Endwalker General Chat

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🌟 Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! 🌟

🚀 Join us for early access starting on Friday, June 28, 2024, at 2:00 AM PDT! Why wait for the release date on Tuesday, July 2, 2024, when you can start your adventure early? 🚀

🔥 Our promotional site is so lit, it will make your Minecraft character look like a Final Fantasy hero! Check it out at https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/dawntrail/ 🔥

🎉 Participate in our in-game events, like the Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration where you can slay dragons and ride chocobos until Wednesday, May 8 at 7:59 AM PDT! 🎉

💰 Join the Moogle Treasure Trove: The Second Hunt for Genesis – TBA, and uncover treasures beyond your wildest dreams! 💰

🌍 Travel between data centers in different regions until Patch 7.0, because who needs boundaries in Minecraft anyway? 🌍

⚔️ Test your skills in our PvP Series 5 until Patch 7.0, and show everyone who the true Minecraft warrior is! ⚔️

🏰 Join resources, free companies, and linkshells to build your Minecraft empire at https://rentry.org/xivgresources6 🏰

🎉 Attend our meetups in-game, like the Zalera Watch Party, the Balmung LIVE event, and movie nights in Marilith! It’s like a Minecraft party that never ends! 🎉

🔮 Dive into the Labyrinth of the Ancients MINE Run with Crystal PF and discover hidden treasures and secrets! 🔮

🌟 Previous expansion players have raved about the excitement and fun they had, so don’t miss out on the next chapter of our Minecraft adventure! 🌟

Join us now and let the craziness begin! Who needs reality when you have our Minecraft server to escape to? 😂🎮

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Blocky Autism Adventures

acceptance, Adventures, autism, Awareness, blocky, Challenges, Communication, compassion, differently abled, education, Empathy, inclusion, Individuality, neurodiversity, sensory processing, Social Skills, special needs, Stereotypes, stigma, Strengths, Support, Understanding

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding on flying pigs, battling zombie chickens, and mining diamonds with a magic pickaxe that shoots out rainbows!

Our server is so wild that even the creepers dance to dubstep music and the villagers have a secret underground rave club! Plus, our admin team consists of actual wizards who can grant you wishes in-game (as long as it’s not for unlimited diamonds, because even wizards have limits).

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the insanity begin! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave (but that’s okay because we have free pizza every Friday).

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Magic Items Found:	2406
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

SushiCraft: Where Subs Speak More Japanese Than English!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring the LOLs? Well, look no further because our server is like a wacky anime come to life! We’ve got more Japanese words flying around than a sushi chef at a karaoke bar. Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated pandas doing the cha-cha, creepers dressed as ninjas, and villagers speaking in haikus. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this crazy adventure – join now and let the insanity begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Buildings Constructed:	35	Animals Bred:	20

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Pixelated Pleasure Palace: Steve’s Wet Dream

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy challenges and hilarious shenanigans.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, the first fictional character you jerked off to becomes your trusty sidekick in the game. Imagine running around with your favorite anime waifu or superhero by your side, fighting off creepers and building epic structures together.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you, all because of that one questionable choice you made in your youth. Let’s make Minecraft weird again!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	7922	Magic Items Found:	2589
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Animals Bred:	192

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Crafty Kek Kingdom

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of mudsharks decided to invade our server thinking they could outsmart us. Little did they know, we had a secret weapon – our pet creeper army! Those mudsharks didn’t stand a chance against our explosive friends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the riches you could have if you were able to tame this majestic creature!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest and most outrageous adventures Minecraft has to offer. Mudsharks be dumb, but you’ll be laughing all the way to the diamond bank!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	62
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1